| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Tim Cook walks up one day to the meeting for iPhone 12 asking for ideas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We throw many ideas |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Until one guy says remove the charger from the box |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | for environmental reasons |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And Tim cook loved the idea |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Environmental reasons |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Environment my ass |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It's all about saving money and making more profits |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Environment |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Imagine the look on Greta's face |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | There is no logic behind this move |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | People are going to buy the charger from somewhere else |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | No reduction in pollution |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | imagine the losers |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Who sold their old iphone |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | with the charger |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Apple fanbois are the best |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | This has to be the best trade deal |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | In the history of trade deals |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Ever |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | This is why we have |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | $207 Billion in cash right now |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no seriously, we gave the wire |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They can use their computers to charge the Iphone |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It will only take 6 hours |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And that's going to take up more electricity |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Environment my ass |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Our PR team is trying to reach Greta |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But her iPhone is switched off |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I wonder why |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Environment |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And fanbois have already overbooked |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the new iphone |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We didn't even remove the notch |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | One guy even suggested that we remove all the |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | paper literature |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | & make it a pdf cause it will help save paper |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | you know what? We fired him... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Environment |
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