| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where are the scorecards from Round 30? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Malcolm had them Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I haven't seen them |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He was supposed to email them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He tried to phone them through Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've had no calls from him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or any voicemail |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I think he rang the wrong number |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And then his wife |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shredded the cards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I don't f*cking believe it! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not in the TOGS leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why do you never tell me before the draw |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When you are going to be at the TOGS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You useless w*nkers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I did tell him! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I know you did Paddy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Paddy did but Reed and Morrison didn't |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every f*cking time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I do the draw this happens |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's hard to remember to email |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How hard can it f*cking be? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps if you explained it again? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've explained it a million f*cking times!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm not doing this anymore |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It is way too f*cking stressful |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's like herding f*cking cats with you lot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm amazed any of you can find your way to the club! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have an idea Mein Fuhrer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm not interested in your idea Whittaker |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've had it with organising all this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | North plays every game at 1:06 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Because "his computer says so" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Runciman sends handicaps in to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of scores |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What if we made changes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What f*cking changes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We will adjust the draw ourselves |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about emailing the scores? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You can't even do that! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Within 6 hours of the round ending |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean you Jules |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I don't get the scores |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In a reasonable time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Your scores won't count |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And the results |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Will be published without them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is the only way |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is going to work |
