| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've collected most keys from North Sydney |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are still missing a few keys |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but iged will be going back out to get the rest |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have all the L1 res. Carlton dirty hacked them here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the virus cooldown |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | five minutes isn't it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The cooldown is one hour, not five minutes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Powerlevelling you in under two hours won't be possible |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't circled Joe Philley, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is wrong with Niantic |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Philley promised me a five minute cooldown |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and the bastards change the rules when they want |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Weeks of planning and key farming wasted |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Faction change wasted |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | only to have the world record |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | pulled from under me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't believe Badger and Beuttenmuller would even let this happen |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was to cater for new anomaly rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't damn well care who it's for |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We tried to get them to delay it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well then, you guys just didn't try hard enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Niantic are meant to be bias to us |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What the hell am I supposed to do now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You bring me to smurfville under the promise |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | of a world record power level and now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm just a laughing stock of the frogs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And tell me how the hell do you expect to troll fanavans |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and that goddam camel portal? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet Niantic wouldn't have changed the rules if my name was Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was Enlightened |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we did all sorts of awesome things |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you guys can't even powerlevel me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What the hell am I supposed to do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ..as a level zero agent with hundreds of keys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It'll take me ages to recycle them individually |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Everyone wants mass recycling |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and Niantic give us this shitty |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | one hour cooldown on virus |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he can fill out the butthurt form |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I ever wanted was to get +1s on Ingress COMM |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Resistance Australia haven't done anything significant |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But this... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can't even win an anomaly in Australia |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We're not even competent enough to field over Australia |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't even use a whiteboard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call the greens. I'll win trade |
