| 00:00 - 00:03 | So every Soviet tank player is spawning as a T34 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far far we have sent Panzer IV's |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, our Panzer's will smash them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But beyond that, it's obvious we will win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send some more, we can afford a full frontal assault |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out why they even try attacking the Reich's superior tanks. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are receiving reports that the T34 is insanely OP, it's cannon can destroy armor of even heavy tanks at long distance |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a masacre, and everyone has to spawn as Stugs, which lack the speed necessary to make up for their lack of turret |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who owns a Panzer that was killed by a T34, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? Gaijin is absolutely hell bent on making it so German tanks are fucking weak! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Making a T34 all you need to win again and AGAIN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And don't get me started on how fucking OP IS-2's are! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to planes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hijacked by Russian dick kissing pussies!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking for even MORE powerful Russian tanks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the people are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to act like Germans didn't even have decent tanks!? TO ACT LIKE WE WERE THE BEST FOR 4 YEARS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated that they have to leave their tanks because they ran out of ammo. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition, FOR BEING OVER POWERED POWER GRABBING THUNDER CUNTS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from Gaijin to make ground forces more balanced! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We've gotten nothing! Patchs only serve to make the Russian tanks more over powered! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And yet it's still better than the shit stain that is World of Tanks! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't act like the Tiger H1 was inferior to the Russsians |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or that we were never the most powerful nation between 1939 and 1943... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this Russian superiority! |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | And the T34 will continue it's alleged superiority on the field.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out T34's and expecting victory! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work, and it does! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is an obvious show that since Company of Heroes 2, Russians just get what ever the fuck they want! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Gaijin will make make sure that tank battles are balanced.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The players will leave with Gaijin's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a patch to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete promises, we might stand a chance.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But they never will... |
