| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I've just started grade 12, and its a very important year for me. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so I've been spending a lot of time on physics homework. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And I've been doing well on the physics tests. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But as soon as I finish the test... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | ...I forget everything I learned. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Everything. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I study for 5 hours and don't learn a thing! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Every time. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So before the exam, I have to learn all the course content again |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and I complain that there is too much to study. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But after long hours of studying, I still ace the test. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And after the exam |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I forget all the content again! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Learn something at school? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Why would I do that? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Every year! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And when my friends ask for help |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I can't help them! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And I still complain about having to carry them all the time! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And when they ask for old tests |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I can't help them because I've lost them all. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But in all seriousness |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I get good grades with with this method |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | so why does it matter that I forget. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | University admissions don't know that difference. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The universities |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they dont know I forgot everything |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so I still get early acceptance. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Big Brain. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | One of |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | One of the |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | One of the most competitive programs |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and I get in without remembering anything! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I can't wait to finish university and not remember anything I learned! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And still get hired? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And still get hired! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Learning? Who needs it! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I've gone almost 18 years without learning! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But seriously I came here today to talk about myself. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So tell me about yourself. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well I guess there's not much for me to say but let me see what I remember. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | When I'm not doing school work, I mainly play Valorant. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And that's pretty much it. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | One might say I'm a 2 dimensional person. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | But at least I'm not 6 dimensional. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | To be continued... |
