| 00:00 - 00:05 | So let me tell you about these four clowns; Drinjin, Severin, Drannen and Grimdeth. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First, if you dont know, the whole world is going to shit. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I mean, the whole damn sky exploded! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Now we have this plague sweeping across the land. Nobody knows where it came from. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I was sick but now Im better. I had the runs for a week! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It was awful I tell you! The runs! But I recovered! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | You think thats bad? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | How about an army of the undead! So many you cant count them! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | An endless horde marching across the land. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They wiped out Stormgarde, and everything North of there is gone. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Just gone. But what was I saying? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Oh theose four clowns. Drinjin, Severin, Drannen and Grimdeth. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Theyre Demigods right! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | How do you get to be that? Go to temple? Sacrifice a goat? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | No, apparently by being the biggest assholes around! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Now they are our protectors? Holy shit, were fucked! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I mean, were better off with the Knights of Tempered Steel! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Sure, theyre jerks. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Theyll take all your coins, theyll eat your food, they may even fondle your wife. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but at least theyll slay the troll that snuck into the village. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | But these demigods? They dont care about us peasants. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | What are they? Killers? Warlords? Madmen? A greedy dragon? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I mean, they were a terror before they were demigods. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And now they have some fancy divine magic. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Apparently they knew the dead were coming! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So what do they do? They go to a party! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And get drunk with the other demigods! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Doing their gods work I guess! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But heres the thing, somebody switched out the booze with poison! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The old Switcharoo! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Oldest trick in the book! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | All their power, gone! Just like that! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And this is who is going to save us? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Where are they now? Probably hiding under a rock in shame! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And the other demigods? Who knows where they are? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Abandon ship! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Abandon ship. They use their magic to get away. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I would if I could. What am I gonna do? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Do I look like a wizard to you? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So were on our own. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think this is the end? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | The end. You know, game over! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The world just dies, or it becomes undead anyway. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And I'll be a zombie wandering around. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And thats where we are.... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I don't know about you.. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but Im just going to kiss my ass goodbye! |
