00:00 - 00:03 | President Obama we have the new job report. |
00:04 - 00:05 | 1.8 million jobs were added. |
00:05 - 00:07 | The unemployment rate is decreasing. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's dropping as fast as Joe's poll numbers. |
00:12 - 00:15 | The stock market is almost at pre Covid-19 numbers. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's Okay. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Keep Joe in the basement and we ride this out. |
00:24 - 00:26 | President Obama... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Biden.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Joe went off script and he said... |
00:34 - 00:36 | that all African Americans think alike. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone planning on voting for Kanye West in 2020 please get out of here right now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Joe's a stuttering idiot! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How could I believe Joe wouldn't shit himself? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Joe should be a candidate for Gates' vaccine test trials and we are running him for President? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Trump will murder him in the debates. |
01:29 - 01:31 | He destroyed Jeb! Bush! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer won't be able to save him. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Voters have seen the videos of of Joe sniffing children! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Forget his past racist statements the idiot is making them now! |
01:40 - 01:42 | President Obama Hollywood will campaign for Joe. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You Idiot! Voters are figuring out that Hollywood is filled with pedophiles! |
01:46 - 01:48 | President Obama the 2nd wave of covid. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Trump won't shut up about Hydroxychloriquine+zinc! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fauci failed us. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Did you see that first pitch? |
01:57 - 02:00 | It was unbelievable! Even mine was better than his! |
02:00 - 02:03 | He could have asked Michelle to teach him to throw like she did for me. |
02:04 - 02:08 | The MAGA supporters are firing up their Meme factories and Joe keeps providing material! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They are going to MEME the shit out of us! It's going to be 2016 all over again! Remember how that went? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Can't he just read the cue cards and stay on script? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Voters in Californinia are pissed at the lockdowns and Newsome. California may go red. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Covid was such a good plan. |
02:30 - 02:34 | It's really a shame. I like those masks they look so good on me! |
02:34 - 02:36 | All we needed was three more months. |
02:41 - 02:42 | CNN's dead. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Our paid shills on Twitter are being owned by users named ObamaFearsCornPop. |
02:48 - 02:53 | The Bernie Bros. and Yang Gang hate Joe more than the MAGA supporters do. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Without Tic-Toc Xi can't help. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Warren was an option until she faked being native-american. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why did she take that DNA test? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we can run Hillary again. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We have to do something quick. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Obamagate is getting ready to blow. The fake news won't be able to cover it all up. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's bad. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Durham has indictments. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If we can't steal this with mail-in voting and we don't end up in prison we still have 2024. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Greta Thunburg and David Hogg? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Our voters love them. |