| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm glad I'm not on the comms team |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is going to be bad. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sir, Daniel Gade has challenged |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You to 5 debates. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's a real problem |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't want to debate. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I just want to get re-elected. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, we have to debate. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Daniel Gade is tough |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | principled. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and aggressive. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | But I don't want to debate. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What if Virginia discovers that I'm a fraud? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That I propose no bills? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That I just want to serve myself? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And vote for Chuck Schumer's policies? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And make tuna sandwiches? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've never done anything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now I'll be exposed! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He will show me up and make me look stupid! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we must debate. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO, I DON'T WANT TO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, you have to. The people demand it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO, I will NOT. I don't want to. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'll find out about my positions. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They'll find out about defunding the police |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll find out about insider trading. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And "Medicare for all" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the Green New Deal |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Epstein's island |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And my lies about Russia |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And leaks from the intel committee |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And how I serve myself |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And how I got rich |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | by lying, cheating, and stealing. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They'll even find out about late term abortion |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and gun confiscation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and more regulations on the working man. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What if they find out that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Gade is principled |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and smart and a war hero? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | And that he actually wants to serve them? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How ridiculous! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wanting to serve the people. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's so disgusting |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That he'd actually want to be around |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | coal miners and working people. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What if they vote for him? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be...out of office. How horrible. |
