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Transfer cake
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00:00 - 00:05I was at 13, always on the go. Rushing to calls.
00:05 - 00:07A fast paced station.
00:07 - 00:10Then I got transferred to 53. The suburbs.
00:11 - 00:16Was supposed to bring a cake for 13 to fill their bellies though
00:17 - 00:21So I left a nanaimo bar, got in my car and drove away
00:21 - 00:24nanaimo bar
00:29 - 00:31nanaimo bar
00:31 - 00:34and I only left one
00:38 - 00:40nanaimo bar
00:41 - 00:47I get in the car, look out my window and see them bumping into each other trying to stop me.
00:47 - 00:50Then they try biting into it, and it's hard as a rock.
00:50 - 00:56the thing was from loblaws, 50% off.
00:58 - 00:59They looked so stupid!
00:59 - 01:01I'm already on the road to my new station.
01:04 - 01:0653 is like an hour away, they'll never see me again.
01:06 - 01:08They call me but I don't pick up!
01:13 - 01:14I swear it's true,
01:14 - 01:16I can't make this stuff up!
01:16 - 01:20they looked so stupid!
01:21 - 01:27I get calls constantly. People are getting angry!
01:35 - 01:36they still want their cake
01:36 - 01:39I'm surprised I'm even getting service out here
01:41 - 01:44Ok ok so I get to 53 now
01:44 - 01:47I want to make a good impression on the crew, it's my new home
01:47 - 01:49I'm pretty sure no one's heard about what I've done to 13
01:50 - 01:53So I pretend that I like it there
01:54 - 01:56in the suburbs
01:56 - 01:58and they buy it
01:58 - 02:02I keep a straight face the whole time, and go about my business
02:05 - 02:07It's true
02:10 - 02:11Then they ask me...
02:11 - 02:13They ask me to pay for tea club
02:15 - 02:1715 bucks apparently
02:17 - 02:20I'm like yeah okay no problem let me go to my car
02:21 - 02:28walk out there and they're expecting me to come back
02:29 - 02:30with money?
02:30 - 02:32with money!
02:36 - 02:39I just wait til they forget about the whole thing
02:40 - 02:42I'm dying, I can't...
02:50 - 02:55How do I get away with it
02:56 - 02:58So you stayed there for awhile?
02:58 - 03:04like 6 months, play the game, pretend we're all friends
03:04 - 03:09Then don't pay tea club for the last month
03:09 - 03:11I'm their boss, so no one mentions it
03:16 - 03:20Bozos probably expected a transfer cake
03:23 - 03:26Didn't even leave a nanaimo bar
03:31 - 03:36They're way too nice, they'll never say anything. They're probably even dumber than 13!