00:00 - 00:05I was at 13, always on the go. Rushing to calls.

00:05 - 00:07A fast paced station.

00:07 - 00:10Then I got transferred to 53. The suburbs.

00:11 - 00:16Was supposed to bring a cake for 13 to fill their bellies though

00:17 - 00:21So I left a nanaimo bar, got in my car and drove away

00:21 - 00:24nanaimo bar

00:29 - 00:31nanaimo bar

00:31 - 00:34and I only left one

00:38 - 00:40nanaimo bar

00:41 - 00:47I get in the car, look out my window and see them bumping into each other trying to stop me.

00:47 - 00:50Then they try biting into it, and it's hard as a rock.

00:50 - 00:56the thing was from loblaws, 50% off.

00:58 - 00:59They looked so stupid!

00:59 - 01:01I'm already on the road to my new station.

01:04 - 01:0653 is like an hour away, they'll never see me again.

01:06 - 01:08They call me but I don't pick up!

01:13 - 01:14I swear it's true,

01:14 - 01:16I can't make this stuff up!

01:16 - 01:20they looked so stupid!

01:21 - 01:27I get calls constantly. People are getting angry!

01:35 - 01:36they still want their cake

01:36 - 01:39I'm surprised I'm even getting service out here

01:41 - 01:44Ok ok so I get to 53 now

01:44 - 01:47I want to make a good impression on the crew, it's my new home

01:47 - 01:49I'm pretty sure no one's heard about what I've done to 13

01:50 - 01:53So I pretend that I like it there

01:54 - 01:56in the suburbs

01:56 - 01:58and they buy it

01:58 - 02:02I keep a straight face the whole time, and go about my business

02:05 - 02:07It's true

02:10 - 02:11Then they ask me...

02:11 - 02:13They ask me to pay for tea club

02:15 - 02:1715 bucks apparently

02:17 - 02:20I'm like yeah okay no problem let me go to my car

02:21 - 02:28walk out there and they're expecting me to come back

02:29 - 02:30with money?

02:30 - 02:32with money!

02:36 - 02:39I just wait til they forget about the whole thing

02:40 - 02:42I'm dying, I can't...

02:50 - 02:55How do I get away with it

02:56 - 02:58So you stayed there for awhile?

02:58 - 03:04like 6 months, play the game, pretend we're all friends

03:04 - 03:09Then don't pay tea club for the last month

03:09 - 03:11I'm their boss, so no one mentions it

03:16 - 03:20Bozos probably expected a transfer cake

03:23 - 03:26Didn't even leave a nanaimo bar

03:31 - 03:36They're way too nice, they'll never say anything. They're probably even dumber than 13!