| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was at 13, always on the go. Rushing to calls. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A fast paced station. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Then I got transferred to 53. The suburbs. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Was supposed to bring a cake for 13 to fill their bellies though |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So I left a nanaimo bar, got in my car and drove away |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | nanaimo bar |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | nanaimo bar |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and I only left one |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | nanaimo bar |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I get in the car, look out my window and see them bumping into each other trying to stop me. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then they try biting into it, and it's hard as a rock. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the thing was from loblaws, 50% off. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They looked so stupid! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I'm already on the road to my new station. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 53 is like an hour away, they'll never see me again. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They call me but I don't pick up! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I swear it's true, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I can't make this stuff up! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they looked so stupid! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I get calls constantly. People are getting angry! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | they still want their cake |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'm surprised I'm even getting service out here |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok ok so I get to 53 now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I want to make a good impression on the crew, it's my new home |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'm pretty sure no one's heard about what I've done to 13 |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So I pretend that I like it there |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | in the suburbs |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and they buy it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I keep a straight face the whole time, and go about my business |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then they ask me... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They ask me to pay for tea club |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 15 bucks apparently |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'm like yeah okay no problem let me go to my car |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | walk out there and they're expecting me to come back |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | with money? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | with money! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I just wait til they forget about the whole thing |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I'm dying, I can't... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | How do I get away with it |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So you stayed there for awhile? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | like 6 months, play the game, pretend we're all friends |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Then don't pay tea club for the last month |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'm their boss, so no one mentions it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Bozos probably expected a transfer cake |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Didn't even leave a nanaimo bar |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They're way too nice, they'll never say anything. They're probably even dumber than 13! |
