| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your schedule is full for today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have a 0400 VTC with ACC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and scheduled stops to coin airmen, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | followed by the ABW staff meeting, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a 1900 with the NAF/CC |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When will I have comfort breaks? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And time to get coffee? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are out of coffee sir... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We forgot to buy some at the commissary. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you drink Chai Tea, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean there's no coffee?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You exist to make coffee! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You are a failure, and an imbecile! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My entire day is ruined! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All I ask is one demand be met! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is that too difficult? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Show up, make coffee, keep it full - |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't even care if it's fresh! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, that is a lot to ask! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's too much? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have OPSEC training too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OPSEC training? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOUO is a joke! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't even know what FOUO is! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If it's not SAP, I don't care! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But, I can't do the CBTs without coffee. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And not to mention Mattermost signs me out. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who is the idiot who decided that? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Someone missed their brief time because of it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And they actually said you should lose your clearance if you divulge FOUO |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is a system that works: |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Microsoft CVR, Slack, Mattermost, Zoom.gov, anything. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But every time I set up something, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have to switch systems... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or some more training on CBTs. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I need to do is check the schedule and get weather and NOTAMs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And update my EFB to fly. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'd gladly give up email, or my secure phone. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just to get one system that works |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, your Mattermost policy protects FOUO. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then you tell me there's no coffee. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I would even drink Starbucks if you offered it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But, PSL makes you fat. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where are all the good execs these days? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can someone ask the squadrons for some coffee? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll drive over there myself. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just make sure they have creamer. |
