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I need coffee!
The execs try to explain themselves for not providing coffee for the boss.

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00:00 - 00:03Your schedule is full for today.
00:04 - 00:05You have a 0400 VTC with ACC
00:05 - 00:07and scheduled stops to coin airmen,
00:08 - 00:12followed by the ABW staff meeting,
00:12 - 00:15and a 1900 with the NAF/CC
00:17 - 00:19When will I have comfort breaks?
00:19 - 00:21And time to get coffee?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28We are...
00:31 - 00:33We are out of coffee sir...
00:34 - 00:36We forgot to buy some at the commissary.
00:53 - 00:58If you drink Chai Tea, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean there's no coffee?!
01:15 - 01:17You exist to make coffee!
01:18 - 01:23You are a failure, and an imbecile!
01:25 - 01:28My entire day is ruined!
01:29 - 01:31All I ask is one demand be met!
01:31 - 01:34Is that too difficult?
01:34 - 01:37Show up, make coffee, keep it full -
01:37 - 01:40I don't even care if it's fresh!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, that is a lot to ask!
01:42 - 01:46It's too much?
01:46 - 01:48We have OPSEC training too
01:48 - 01:52OPSEC training?
01:53 - 01:54FOUO is a joke!
01:56 - 01:57I don't even know what FOUO is!
01:57 - 02:00If it's not SAP, I don't care!
02:00 - 02:03But, I can't do the CBTs without coffee.
02:04 - 02:08And not to mention Mattermost signs me out.
02:08 - 02:13Who is the idiot who decided that?
02:14 - 02:16Someone missed their brief time because of it!
02:17 - 02:21And they actually said you should lose your clearance if you divulge FOUO
02:27 - 02:29All I want is a system that works:
02:30 - 02:34Microsoft CVR, Slack, Mattermost, Zoom.gov, anything.
02:34 - 02:36But every time I set up something,
02:41 - 02:42I have to switch systems...
02:43 - 02:47Or some more training on CBTs.
02:48 - 02:53All I need to do is check the schedule and get weather and NOTAMs
02:54 - 02:56And update my EFB to fly.
02:56 - 02:59I'd gladly give up email, or my secure phone.
03:00 - 03:02Just to get one system that works
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, your Mattermost policy protects FOUO.
03:14 - 03:16And then you tell me there's no coffee.
03:19 - 03:23I would even drink Starbucks if you offered it.
03:25 - 03:26But, PSL makes you fat.
03:31 - 03:33Where are all the good execs these days?
03:40 - 03:46Can someone ask the squadrons for some coffee?
03:46 - 03:49I'll drive over there myself.
03:53 - 03:56Just make sure they have creamer.