00:00 - 00:03 | Public opinion is sinking rapidly. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Sales are taking a hit. |
00:05 - 00:07 | These distributors have cut orders. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Many podcasts are giving negative reviews. |
00:12 - 00:15 | The worst one is Canada's podcast from around here. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about video applications? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Only send machines to army members? |
00:24 - 00:26 | That scheme was |
00:27 - 00:28 | ended. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Pinheads revolted to Jarhead Guy's plan. |
00:34 - 00:36 | 3 of 4 submissions were 70s porn. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone step outside, except Joby, Jarhead, Jonez, and Agent Z |
01:13 - 01:15 | This has got to stop! |
01:15 - 01:17 | These podcasts can't go on. |
01:18 - 01:23 | If Canada is allowed to continue, it will be the end of us. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where is agent Z? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's true, he did sell out. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Pinball wouldn't survive if it wasn't for us. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We kept it going in the dark days! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone just forgets that. Where's the loyalty?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I'll turn it around. Operation TPN can still work. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Agent Z?! You didn't even get the domain name! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Don't cut me off. I only do glowing reviews! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone sees through you. You've been outed. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Take out Canada! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We already gave them |
01:57 - 02:00 | playfield suppoerts and leg brackets back. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Where will it stop? The investors won't like this |
02:04 - 02:08 | We'll have to pay CGC to make our playfields again, |
02:08 - 02:13 | switch back to the expensive clear and use the good maple. |
02:14 - 02:16 | This costs real money. |
02:17 - 02:21 | It'll be the end to the cost-cutting. Goodbye profit margins! |
02:27 - 02:29 | From here on out, |
02:30 - 02:34 | we ban everyone who isn't complimentary. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'm sick of all the whining questions on facebook. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Blackball them all. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone who wants to review our games has to be vetted. |
02:48 - 02:53 | If you don't have a balanced view, then no recording for you! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm instituting new measures. |
02:56 - 02:59 | You join the army, or you're dead to us! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Only insiders can buy our games! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Oh, dear. You can buy my TBAG. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I know how to solve the problem. |
03:19 - 03:23 | We'll get Jarhead Guy to do the dirty work. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Get the phone number. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Make the call. |
03:40 - 03:46 | He knows exactly what to say. Sometimes you got to fight fire with fire. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Teach him a lesson. |
03:53 - 03:56 | End this shit. |