00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the Funko July planning meeting. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's been a rough year with how bad Dwayne fucked up consolidation. |
00:05 - 00:07 | But we're going to blame that fucktard Ailia. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We've torn down the racks by Ecomm |
00:12 - 00:15 | And created room for shipping that was already theirs 2 years ago. |
00:17 - 00:19 | If we keep Ben believing he needs us |
00:19 - 00:21 | W\we can pin this years failures on him. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, Furher Brian, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Ben said fuck this. |
00:31 - 00:33 | He was best you had left on the dock. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Tim Spiller recruited him, we're fucked. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Get the fuck out if you don't have a blue or purple vest. |
01:13 - 01:15 | No Heath or Ben!!?? |
01:15 - 01:17 | We still had one after we fucked over the first!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Yeah Heath fucked up Costco but he's a fucking beast!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Wefucked over Jeremy & Bob but can't keep one key guy? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Is the plan "blame Alicia"? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Not shitcanning Ronnie would've kept him quiet! |
01:34 - 01:37 | And now that fucking pussy Mora ran our golden goose off |
01:37 - 01:40 | Bring him in here to blow my fucking dog!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | He interviewed well & looked good on paper! |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you & your book about Toyota!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But he helped with consolidation! |
01:48 - 01:52 | \Dwayne, consolidation was doomed to fail fuckhead! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck you guys suck!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The guy loves Batman!! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Call him Wayne once a week & he'd load until he pukes, |
02:00 - 02:03 | But nooooo, you fucks had to fire his crew his best friends! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And his fucking brother!? Are you high!? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Scott was the smartest mother fucker to ever grace Funko or Everett!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And now he's gone and we're all fucking retarded! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'm stuck fisting myself like Todd Stroh!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I hear this place used to be great. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I should've paid attention to the warehouse. |
02:34 - 02:36 | But I shit the bed. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And God damnit.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Who the fuck let me fire Kaylor over shit he didn't do!?!? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows Pam pulled that shit alone!! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck the shipping dock!! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Offer free blowjobs and muffin baskets, |
03:00 - 03:02 | as long as they suck it up thru COVID-19!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I'd cry too Ailia. |
03:14 - 03:16 | What do I do Huckleberry Hound? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Cereal & makeup didn't fucking work. |
03:25 - 03:26 | No more doing coke. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I should be a better person, |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'm tired of making Johanna |
03:46 - 03:49 | wear my mothers clothes anyways. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I should've loved my dock. |