| 00:00 - 00:03 | SergeantCrunsh has gotten his first village in K54 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was a growing cops village |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is getting past bigszang easily |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tongcj and Police33 are utter noobs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Aquaman is the worst of them all |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is now active and attacking? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lord Rajasit, o great one |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SergeantCrunsh is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unbanned. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has 100 nobles and 1000 nukes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those next to SergeantCrunsh stay, the rest of you shits get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HE WAS BANNED FOR 3 DAYS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO NOBLE HIM OUT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | CRIPPLE HIM ENTIRELY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND NOW HE'S BACK |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND HE'S MAD AS HELL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know what happens to his enemies? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody lives to tell the tale. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | DEFINITELY NOT ANY OF YOU NOOBS. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rajalord, why are you nobling inactives then? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | So you plan to make us your meatshields? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | UOA has inactives, SOMEONE has to noble them |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just want 10 million points |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I already have an ugly profile pic |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of myself in the toilet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can hear all of them in K! laughing at me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | especially sergeantcrunsh |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now he will cut through you SHITS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | like carving through butter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Half of you idiots can't even snipe |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The other half of you build spear nukes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Taking him out was our only chance, the only one |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And you guys only managed 10+ villages |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pathetic |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SIMPLY PATHETIC, all you useless pieces of trash |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to be next now... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He will come to our backlines in no time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He will noble us out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He will clear the way for his tribe |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, W114 just opened Mr. Eggman |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All the premium I spent... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All the internals I got... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our days are numbered. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everyone will remember us for the noobs we really are |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't keep up the lie anymore |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We need to quit TW. |
