| 00:01 - 00:07 | This is a message for all branches of Juici Sushi |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We have had to take extreme measures to stop Dipen Biswas and Mick Cooper |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | from enetering any of our resturaunts |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | They eat like hogs |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | and consequently our stock of Singapore noodles and Plawn Cackas |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Have all been exhausted due to their piggyness |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | If you see any of these these 2 porkers within 10 yardsof a Juici |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Then please either stop them or report them to |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | The National Chinese Database of Greedy Pigs |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | God knows how we can remain in existence |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | with a pair of chompers like these !! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | By the way Dipen eats more than Mick |
