00:00 - 00:03 | With the new season kicking off next week |
00:04 - 00:05 | Mo'unga is looking good |
00:05 - 00:07 | But we lost Mitch Hunt |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have Brett Cameron ready to go |
00:12 - 00:15 | But he will need to grow into the role |
00:17 - 00:19 | Give DC a call |
00:19 - 00:21 | I hear he's after a new challenge |
00:24 - 00:26 | Bro |
00:27 - 00:28 | DC |
00:31 - 00:33 | Daniel Carter just signed with the Blues |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's already bought villa in Remuera |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wasn't alive when the Blues won their last title leave the room immediately |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | First a virus cancels the season |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now another one is stealing our own legends?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | City of Sails my ass |
01:29 - 01:31 | City of Fails, more like it! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Haven't won a title since Carlos had hair |
01:34 - 01:37 | Now they're just buying one? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Like Golden State? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Bro, it's not a real season anyway |
01:42 - 01:46 | You think that's going to stop me from puking at Eden Park? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Bro, we're only playing them in Christchurch |
01:48 - 01:52 | Oh geez thanks, that sounds even better |
01:53 - 01:54 | DC IN BLUE! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Hey I have an idea |
01:57 - 02:00 | Lets give McCaw a call |
02:00 - 02:03 | And see if wants to help them find a gate |
02:04 - 02:08 | While we're at it, let's loan Razor to them for a season |
02:08 - 02:13 | And see how well he breakdances holding a fucking Latte |
02:14 - 02:16 | They can't even make a good Latte |
02:17 - 02:21 | They just think they can, but they always put too much milk in it |
02:27 - 02:29 | So this is how Taranaki felt |
02:30 - 02:34 | Doomed to watch our favourite son |
02:34 - 02:36 | Tear us a new asshole |
02:41 - 02:42 | And what the fuck |
02:43 - 02:47 | Beauden Barrett hasn't even played a single second for them yet |
02:48 - 02:53 | What do they even need the greatest 10 in history for? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Bloody Auckland |
02:56 - 02:59 | Leaving the scraps for everyone else |
03:00 - 03:02 | All we have left is Richie Mo'unga |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Richie is still the shit |
03:14 - 03:16 | We need to respond with something drastic |
03:19 - 03:23 | Sign someone really fucked up |
03:25 - 03:26 | Like Folau |
03:31 - 03:33 | Offer him the Crusader's social media logins |
03:40 - 03:46 | What the hell is going on guys? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Each catastrophe this year gets worse each time |
03:53 - 03:56 | 2020 sucks man |