00:00 - 00:03We've put cops with tear gas and rubber bullets here.
00:04 - 00:05The Boogaloos are driving in
00:05 - 00:07and the 3%ers are checking in now.
00:08 - 00:12Their escape route is cleared with the National Guard
00:12 - 00:15who know not to stop them on their way out.
00:17 - 00:19I don't care about that.
00:19 - 00:21I heard they laughed at me for coming down here.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They called you a total beta cuck scaredycat.
00:34 - 00:36They said you shat your diapers.
00:53 - 00:58I want everyone...who thinks that...to leave...right now.
01:13 - 01:15I don't understand!
01:15 - 01:17Why don't they love me?! I don't understand!
01:18 - 01:23You all KNOW I just came down here to do an inspection!
01:25 - 01:28I hate them all!
01:29 - 01:31I WANT THEM ALL FIRED RIGHT NOW!
01:31 - 01:34We have to find the mole right away, I mean it!
01:34 - 01:37Nobody should be talking to the fake news, just to OAN!
01:37 - 01:40I want all the moles rounded up and shot.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I don't know if that's a good idea...
01:42 - 01:46I AM JUST HERE TO DO A FUCKING INSPECTION! I AM NOT HIDING!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we keep saying that but they laugh.
01:48 - 01:52I want those journalists rounded up and shot!
01:53 - 01:54I'm not kidding guys!
01:56 - 01:57They think they're better than me
01:57 - 02:00They always laugh at me! I'm the President!
02:00 - 02:03They're just Noble winning journalists! They're nothing!
02:04 - 02:08I'm richer than them! Smarter! And much better looking!
02:08 - 02:13And why won't Melanie fuck me anymore? It's like I had syphilis or something!
02:14 - 02:16I can't even get her to give me a hand job!
02:17 - 02:21None of the broads around here will give me a hand job! I even say I'll PAY THEM!
02:27 - 02:29Put all of them on my enemies list
02:30 - 02:34and send the mole to the camp that FEMA is setting up.
02:34 - 02:36Make an example of them.
02:41 - 02:42You're all against me too!
02:43 - 02:47This wouldn't happen if you were really loyal to me, the way Miller is.
02:48 - 02:53You would shoot them when they laugh at me, right in the face!.
02:54 - 02:56And how do they know I wear diapers?!
02:56 - 02:59They're not diapers, anyway. They're padded security underpants.
03:00 - 03:02They always get everything wrong! FAKE NEWS!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, I won't tell anyone about the skidmarks we washed out.
03:14 - 03:16Bring me Ivanka
03:19 - 03:23At least she lets me touch her - over her underwear, but it's something.
03:25 - 03:26Keep Jared busy.
03:31 - 03:33Lindsey, tell him to cancel Election Day.
03:40 - 03:46I'm just down here for a tiny little amount of time. I'm richer than them. Smarter.
03:46 - 03:49And much better looking.
03:53 - 03:56OBAMAGATE.