| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've put cops with tear gas and rubber bullets here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Boogaloos are driving in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the 3%ers are checking in now. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their escape route is cleared with the National Guard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | who know not to stop them on their way out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I heard they laughed at me for coming down here. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They called you a total beta cuck scaredycat. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said you shat your diapers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone...who thinks that...to leave...right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't understand! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why don't they love me?! I don't understand! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You all KNOW I just came down here to do an inspection! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate them all! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WANT THEM ALL FIRED RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have to find the mole right away, I mean it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody should be talking to the fake news, just to OAN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want all the moles rounded up and shot. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I don't know if that's a good idea... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I AM JUST HERE TO DO A FUCKING INSPECTION! I AM NOT HIDING! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we keep saying that but they laugh. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want those journalists rounded up and shot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm not kidding guys! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they're better than me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They always laugh at me! I'm the President! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're just Noble winning journalists! They're nothing! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm richer than them! Smarter! And much better looking! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And why won't Melanie fuck me anymore? It's like I had syphilis or something! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't even get her to give me a hand job! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of the broads around here will give me a hand job! I even say I'll PAY THEM! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Put all of them on my enemies list |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and send the mole to the camp that FEMA is setting up. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make an example of them. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You're all against me too! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This wouldn't happen if you were really loyal to me, the way Miller is. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You would shoot them when they laugh at me, right in the face!. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And how do they know I wear diapers?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're not diapers, anyway. They're padded security underpants. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They always get everything wrong! FAKE NEWS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, I won't tell anyone about the skidmarks we washed out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bring me Ivanka |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least she lets me touch her - over her underwear, but it's something. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Keep Jared busy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Lindsey, tell him to cancel Election Day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm just down here for a tiny little amount of time. I'm richer than them. Smarter. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And much better looking. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | OBAMAGATE. |
