| 00:00 - 00:03 | This virus is going to hit us any day now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It started in China, and then it spread to Italy, Spain, and even to England. It won't be long nowd |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is going to spread throughout the World. No one is safe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not even you, Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to protect ourselves |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell me again. Not even we are safe? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What must we do? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, we need to |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | lock everything down |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Everything |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That is the only way that we will be safe |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out, all of you who have tested positive to the virus |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Only three of you left! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You are the only ones that I can trust |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those $%#& bastards outside have had it too good for too long |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even Eva |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was at the drive-in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The good life has made them all soft |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Drinking, smoking and $%&# surfing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Especially $%&# surfing. Soft, all of them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, they don't drink or smoke, and they're not very good at surfing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They caught the virus because of #$@% surfing. Don't deny it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I must defend them. Even the sharks are afraid when they go in the water |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And loose morals. Too much exercise has made them soft |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They don't even know how to make their own alcohol |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need to toughen them up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Lock down everything |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everything |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They must know what tough feels like. No sex |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Definitely no sex |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No drinking, and no smoking |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And no #$%@ surfing, not one wave |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the only way that we can beat the virus |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And bleach. I want as much bleach as you can find |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Add it to the rations |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And if I find anyone cheating |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Anyone #$@% smoking, $#@# drinking, or $#@# surfing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or not taking their bleach rations |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will discover my nasty side |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My very nasty side |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I want everyone who is caught cheating brought to me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (I have a pack of cigarettes hidden away) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How did we get to this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We let them do things |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like smoking and drinking |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clamp down on everyone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Especially $#@% surfers. I don't want to see anyone in the water, or even on the beach |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No smoking or drinking |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And definitely no sex |
