| 00:00 - 00:03 | The exams have finished |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we predict your results mean that Universities won't accept you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently hours and hours of mindless revision has not payed off |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and AQA are very very content with the lives they have ruined |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | maybe I can go through clearing in various places |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure my firm choice might take me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Even... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Southampton solent cannot take you with grades like this |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | AQA say their exams are very fair |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks AQA are devil spawn get out now. The rest of you, stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AQA are ruining lives here. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No synapse or action potentials in sight on Unit 5 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And don't get me started on AQA Chemistry |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IM BETTER AT CHEMISTRY THAN THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I slaved and slaved over transition metal equations |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Instead I am given entropy questions that make 0 sense |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and asked about cancer treatment |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the questions were centered around "How Science Works". |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could have learnt about how science works at uni. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it is an important aspect of Chemistry and Biology A level |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MY FUTURE IS AN IMPORTANT ASPECT OF BIOLOGY AND CHEMISTRY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | People that could answer the phosphocreatine questions are witches |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I guess I am just mistaken I thought I took Chemistry and Biology |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | not Wizardy and Potions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | take biology they said. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | its not that bad they said |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WILL BE RESITING TILL MY NEURONES LOSE THEIR MYELIN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all that revision |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MY NOTES WERE COLOUR CODED, AND I REFUSE TO THROW THEM AWAY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i am dreading results day |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it should have been a day of happiness; my time to shine, MINE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | now i will be left an emotional wreck |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i cannot deal with another year of a levels |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and i refuse to pursue a career at KFC |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AQA's agenda; "let's ruin everyones hopes and dreams" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | its fine I didnt want a levels anyway |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I SHOULD HAVE DONE A SPORTS BTEC |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | OR A JEWELRY MAKING AWARD |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Anna we know it was hard work |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | what future do i have now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all those early mornings.. wasted |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ,,. the extortionate price of highlighters |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | damn AQA |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | is it possible to sue an exam board for rape |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | i can only wait for results day now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i will never be free from education |
