| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are planning to launch over here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can set up camps over there, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The water should be calm up to about here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what we can expect |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get hold of Simon B and tell him I will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will be over to get my Amazon today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Simon Says |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | your kayak is not ready yet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Wayland has production issues |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who suggested I buy a Long Haul, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is up with this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ordered this 3 months ago |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Simon promised I would have it last week |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck is that factory doing? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! I am going to write Angies List! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and post on Foldingkayaks.org |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I paid the damn good money for a Klepper clone! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need that kayak to take Anna on this trip! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, You can rent an Ocean Kayak sit on top. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that! How much gear can that carry? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, You can use my inflatable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That piece of shit Sevylor |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Damn thing barely holds air! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I really wanted to try out my new kayak |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Load up the gear, beer and Balogh Sail" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Simon said my boat would be built and ready |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fuckin' kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to keep their promises! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn factory |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They need someone like Mark Eckhart or Doug Simpson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wayland is doomed. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from Atatl |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Piss poor customer service will sink them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I spent way too much money |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and I still have no double kayak! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw money at Wayland and then be up the creek with a paddle and no kayak!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is just great |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wanted to hoist sail and head on down the Rhine |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and make love to my girl |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he can bang you on The Bismark |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | New paddlers will believe Simon's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They will pay dearly as did I |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am getting a kayak |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will ever arrive. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I never should have sunk Klepper |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need to get a Grabner Canoe.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
