00:00 - 00:03 | We are planning to launch over here |
00:04 - 00:05 | We can set up camps over there, here |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The water should be calm up to about here |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what we can expect |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get hold of Simon B and tell him I will |
00:19 - 00:21 | I will be over to get my Amazon today |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Simon Says |
00:31 - 00:33 | your kayak is not ready yet |
00:34 - 00:36 | Wayland has production issues |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who suggested I buy a Long Haul, get out now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is up with this? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I ordered this 3 months ago |
01:18 - 01:23 | Simon promised I would have it last week |
01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck is that factory doing? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! I am going to write Angies List! |
01:31 - 01:34 | and post on Foldingkayaks.org |
01:34 - 01:37 | I paid the damn good money for a Klepper clone! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I need that kayak to take Anna on this trip! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, You can rent an Ocean Kayak sit on top. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that! How much gear can that carry? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, You can use my inflatable |
01:48 - 01:52 | That piece of shit Sevylor |
01:53 - 01:54 | Damn thing barely holds air! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I really wanted to try out my new kayak |
01:57 - 02:00 | Load up the gear, beer and Balogh Sail" |
02:00 - 02:03 | Simon said my boat would be built and ready |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fuckin' kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | They need to keep their promises! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn factory |
02:17 - 02:21 | They need someone like Mark Eckhart or Doug Simpson |
02:27 - 02:29 | Wayland is doomed. |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from Atatl |
02:34 - 02:36 | Piss poor customer service will sink them |
02:41 - 02:42 | I spent way too much money |
02:43 - 02:47 | and I still have no double kayak! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw money at Wayland and then be up the creek with a paddle and no kayak!!! |
02:54 - 02:56 | This is just great |
02:56 - 02:59 | I wanted to hoist sail and head on down the Rhine |
03:00 - 03:02 | and make love to my girl |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he can bang you on The Bismark |
03:14 - 03:16 | New paddlers will believe Simon's promises |
03:19 - 03:23 | They will pay dearly as did I |
03:25 - 03:26 | I am getting a kayak |
03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will ever arrive. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I never should have sunk Klepper |
03:46 - 03:49 | I need to get a Grabner Canoe.... |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |