00:00 - 00:03We are planning to launch over here

00:04 - 00:05We can set up camps over there, here

00:05 - 00:07here, and here.

00:08 - 00:12The water should be calm up to about here

00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it's not clear what we can expect

00:17 - 00:19Get hold of Simon B and tell him I will

00:19 - 00:21I will be over to get my Amazon today

00:24 - 00:26My Furher.

00:27 - 00:28Simon Says

00:31 - 00:33your kayak is not ready yet

00:34 - 00:36Wayland has production issues

00:53 - 00:58Everyone who suggested I buy a Long Haul, get out now

01:13 - 01:15What the hell is up with this?

01:15 - 01:17I ordered this 3 months ago

01:18 - 01:23Simon promised I would have it last week

01:25 - 01:28What the fuck is that factory doing?

01:29 - 01:31They're fucked! I am going to write Angies List!

01:31 - 01:34and post on Foldingkayaks.org

01:34 - 01:37I paid the damn good money for a Klepper clone!

01:37 - 01:40I need that kayak to take Anna on this trip!

01:40 - 01:42My Furher, You can rent an Ocean Kayak sit on top.

01:42 - 01:46Fuck that! How much gear can that carry?

01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, You can use my inflatable

01:48 - 01:52That piece of shit Sevylor

01:53 - 01:54Damn thing barely holds air!

01:56 - 01:57I really wanted to try out my new kayak

01:57 - 02:00Load up the gear, beer and Balogh Sail"

02:00 - 02:03Simon said my boat would be built and ready

02:04 - 02:08Are you fuckin' kidding me?

02:08 - 02:13They need to keep their promises!

02:14 - 02:16They need a goddamn factory

02:17 - 02:21They need someone like Mark Eckhart or Doug Simpson

02:27 - 02:29Wayland is doomed.

02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from Atatl

02:34 - 02:36Piss poor customer service will sink them

02:41 - 02:42I spent way too much money

02:43 - 02:47and I still have no double kayak!

02:48 - 02:53Just throw money at Wayland and then be up the creek with a paddle and no kayak!!!

02:54 - 02:56This is just great

02:56 - 02:59I wanted to hoist sail and head on down the Rhine

03:00 - 03:02and make love to my girl

03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, he can bang you on The Bismark

03:14 - 03:16New paddlers will believe Simon's promises

03:19 - 03:23They will pay dearly as did I

03:25 - 03:26I am getting a kayak

03:31 - 03:33Nothing will ever arrive.

03:40 - 03:46I never should have sunk Klepper

03:46 - 03:49I need to get a Grabner Canoe....

03:53 - 03:56We'll see how this all turns out.