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00:00 - 00:05I have a great story to tell.
00:05 - 00:07So here I am in New Hampshire with my son's soccer team.
00:07 - 00:10We are at the Budweiser Clydesdale Stables.
00:11 - 00:16One of the moms say they are all boy horses and I go "Karen how can you tell they are boy horses?"
00:17 - 00:21Now I'm looking...
00:21 - 00:24at their penises...
00:29 - 00:31huge horse penises...
00:31 - 00:34These things are like massive!
00:38 - 00:40Huge..
00:41 - 00:47Like the biggest I've ever seen, like a baby's forearm
00:47 - 00:50and she looks at me with the stupidest face
00:50 - 00:56and then says to me with this straight look in her eyes...
00:58 - 00:59"They all have boy names..."
00:59 - 01:01My wife is mortified!
01:04 - 01:06I look freaking stupid!
01:06 - 01:08I didn't even see...
01:13 - 01:14...the..
01:14 - 01:16...horses's name tags!
01:16 - 01:20They all had boys names!
01:21 - 01:27Every single one of them! Like Charles and William!
01:35 - 01:36Now..
01:36 - 01:39...I have to go back..
01:41 - 01:44and coach these kids.
01:44 - 01:47We have a tournament to win.
01:47 - 01:49I have lineups to set.
01:50 - 01:53All I keep thinking about...
01:54 - 01:56...are those...
01:56 - 01:58...huge...
01:58 - 02:02Budweiser Clydesdale Horse penises.
02:05 - 02:07I'm the coach...
02:10 - 02:11..of..
02:11 - 02:13....a kids...
02:15 - 02:17soccer team.
02:17 - 02:20These parents trust me
02:21 - 02:28to look after their kids and teach them soccer.
02:29 - 02:30Is your wife embarrassed?
02:30 - 02:32Incredibly!
02:36 - 02:39So embarrassed.
02:40 - 02:42She wouldn't stop talking about it.
02:50 - 02:55I mean I can read you know?
02:56 - 02:58Yes I know.
02:58 - 03:04But the size of these things how could you not stare and assume that is what she was talking about.
03:04 - 03:09I definitely looked stupid and
03:09 - 03:11totally was my fault but
03:16 - 03:20those things were massive!
03:23 - 03:26Gigantic!
03:31 - 03:36So yeah I am pretty much an idiot!