| 00:00 - 00:05 | I work in Wirecard Investor Relations, Iris says everything is HappyClappyGood |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | KPMG report cleared us of wrong doing |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What else could they say, we gave them nothing |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Those third party transaction, nothing, we just do nothing |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We didn't even have to fake invoices |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | No joke its true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Its true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We didnt even have to fake anything, we laughed at them |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | We gave Bafin the finger. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We told Bafin we'd be cleared of everything! Boy were they surprised when we fucked 'em |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We sent them the KPMG report |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | BaFin just went quiet. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Then they asked |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Ok send the proper report |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Bafin said.... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | this looks like Zatarra report |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We just said, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Is it too early to ask for a short selling ban? |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | BaFin hung up, we couldn't stop laughing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We cant believe anyone would think we'd publish all our fraud details |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | TPA's????? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Who cares BaFin looks a fool not Wirecard |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No seriously we moved a few board seats |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | German investors will be happy |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But the truth is |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We changed nothing at all! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | We even joined compliance |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | with legal we said we'd split last june! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Who in their right minds would trust us? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | We just commit fraud and say |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | its all lies... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | its all lies... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | its all lies and investors buy the stock. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | When we get raided by prosectors |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They will find nothing either we've shredded the lot. If they can't find the body there's no murder? Right? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | No fraud? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | No Fraud? |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | How stupid are they? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | BaFin aren't smiling now |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They threaten to investigate us? Its all good |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | how's the morale in investor relations? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We all happy, we shred a few documents have coffee and |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and make up next quarters accounts |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | yeah next quarter we outperform Apple |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Yes we are bigger than apple |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Those investors will believe anything!!! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Thanks for having me on CNBC to discuss no fraud at Wirecard |
