00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Shadow, we have completed the signing of Sporting |
00:04 - 00:05 | before the Iranians could close the deal |
00:05 - 00:07 | We've added him to the spreadsheet here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | There are no take-backs |
00:12 - 00:15 | This has temporarily left the Iranians with an empty roster spot here |
00:17 - 00:19 | Prepare a press release |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll rub the Iranians' noses in this. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Shadow... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | already filled their roster spot. |
00:34 - 00:36 | with Fantasy Football Scout Mark. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who ever LOL'd at a Sporting knob joke leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did the Iranians pull this off? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The last I looked they didn't even have a captain! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And now they've signed Mark? |
01:25 - 01:28 | And we get a third rate comedian? |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's at least second rate. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Sporting just asked me how to spell Falcao. |
01:34 - 01:37 | because he couldn't find him in Colombia's team in the McD game |
01:37 - 01:40 | So instead he transferred in Olivier Giroud!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can teach him. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Teach him? Sporting makes Doosra's punts look conservative! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he's an experienced player. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Experienced? The last time Sporting cracked the top 100K |
01:53 - 01:54 | Dean Martin was probably still alive |
01:56 - 01:57 | Chelsea was owned by an Englishman |
01:57 - 02:00 | and Wayne Rooney hadn't even sniffed his first Big Mac! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Now the Iranians are laughing at us. |
02:04 - 02:08 | getting +1s for their fatwah posts |
02:08 - 02:13 | getting smilie faces left and right |
02:14 - 02:16 | We were supposed to be the funny team! |
02:17 - 02:21 | The Iranians were supposed to be stuck with a gravless latecomer. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Instead they have Mark. |
02:30 - 02:34 | We were supposed to be the favorites. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now I look like Arsene Wenger trying to win with Nickolas Bentdner. |
02:41 - 02:42 | ENR did this. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Never trust a man with a Salma Hayek gravatar. |
02:48 - 02:53 | "Sporting needs a team he says." |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That worked out well. |
02:56 - 02:59 | The Iranians land a proven fantasy expert. |
03:00 - 03:02 | and we're stuck we a Dean Martin wannabee |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay I don't know who Dean Martin is either. |
03:14 - 03:16 | There's only one way out of this mess |
03:19 - 03:23 | One of you will have to tell Sporting |
03:25 - 03:26 | "You're fired." |
03:31 - 03:33 | But with kind regards. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We can replace him even now. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe the guy who thought Lamela was French |
03:53 - 03:56 | is still available. |