| 00:00 - 00:03 | Governor Hogan, here is the current status |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The media has published photos |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the Reopen Maryland Protest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Mayor of Ocean city has opened the beaches |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And more people are starting to ignore the stay-at-home order |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we received the masks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and ventilators from Blue Flame |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Governor Hogan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Blue Flame |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the Blue Flame contract was a scam |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the equipment was never delivered |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not part of my 2024 presidential campaign staff leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm trying to get elected for President here! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize how hard it was |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to become chair of the National Governor's Association? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We put in these ridiculous measures |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to win over more support from the liberals |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and so I would have something to brag about |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when I run for President in 2024 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We tried threatening them like you told us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You shut down a touch free car wash |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Governor Hogan they also had an auto vacuum |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How would you know what an auto vacuum looks like superintendant Jones |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've seen your cruiser |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People are supposed to think I'm a savior |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They're not supposed to think of me as the villain |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How the hell am I getting elected President in 2024 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with absolutely completely incompetent fools like you working for me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now it's all for nothing you complete fools |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Forcing them to wear masks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | forcing them not to go to church |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | forcing them to stay at home |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | taking away their livelihoods and their jobs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they were supposed to become dependent |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | dependent on the government |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but instead they're ignoring my orders and even protesting |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm never going to get in the white house now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I never should have listened to Franchot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He told me this is how i become president |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and he becomes Maryland Governor |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Yumi, you're still millionaires |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we can still save this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Change the speech and make it sound like reopening beaches |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | was my idea |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe the people are dumb enough |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to be grateful for me giving them a small taste of freedom |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and hopefully they'll forget about all of this and... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll still have a chance in 2024 |
