| 00:00 - 00:05 | He says to the CCD, "Get me as General Secretary!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Get me to the top, fast, fast, fast!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Everybody with half a brain is voting for anyone else. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Nobody's even taking what he's saying seriously. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And then he blames losing on the "WA elite!" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I'm serious! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's hilarious! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | General Secretary doesn't even mean anything! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The salt! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | In the end, Valentine Z gets first place, he's the nicest guy on NS! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Jocospor's pissed! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | One of his goons, Shrewd, starts spamming the forums blaming it on the "WA Elite," |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Everybody's laughing! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He shuts down a commendation for Val, |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | for a region that calls themselves |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "The Shadow Cult," trying to be edgy! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I swear! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I've been on the site since 2016! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The funniest stuff I've seen on it in 4 years! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They actually think people are listening, it's fucking hilarious! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then, Herp says, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "Your team lost the election, get over it. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | You don't see Uppercut skulking about |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | because they lost the last N day." |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Shrewd doesn't even reply to that. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He doesn't have a comeback. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He was acting all snappy, |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | but he can't comeback against an easy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | hit against the CCD! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I swear! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It's not working! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He's trying... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He's trying to play the victim card, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And then, he says, |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "That's a bit rich, champ. Have a look at our regional population graph and tell me if you still think the region is 'rapidly declining'?" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He doesn't know? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Not what popularity is! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They're trying to hard to lampoon the election as corrupt, |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Not realizing it doesn't even matter, because it... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It wasn't even for GenSec! I don't know why they care about it so much! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do they even know it didn't give them any real power? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, no no, I don't think so! They're so angry about it! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Some people try to tell them it doesn't matter, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and that just makes them angrier! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It was an April Fool's gag from 2016! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He says they have "an obvious ulterior motive," |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | complaining about actions against actual fascists! |
