| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, the eagerly-anticipated Fleet carriers are here! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Beta phase |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | began yesterday, and already |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hundreds of players are enjoying this amazing new content. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just think of the endless possibilities and options. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will herald the long-awaited revolution! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for exciting and expanded gameplay! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm sorry to inform you that we can't afford one |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The upkeep costs are incomprehensible |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Let me see if I understand what you're telling me... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The only reason most of us still play this game |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | is to enjoy new opportunities the Developers see fit to let us have! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now you tell me that we can't bloody afford to own one?!?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell are you playing at? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I mined, and I mined, and I bloody mined |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Void Opals and Low Temparature Diamonds until I could scream! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm so sick of collector limpets I dream of jettisoning them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...out into the void every chance I get! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the carrier has a market but the "carrying" option is extra |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you off your head!?!?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's an extra module you need to buy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What moron designs a carrier that can't carry??? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're having me on! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next you'll tell me that you can't sell cartographic data! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...or that the virtual crew "need some time" before and after every jump! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whilst they lounge about their quarters costing me money |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...and doing nothing useful. What's next? Can you scoop fuel? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Please, please, please tell me that you can scoop fuel for the thing and that Frontier haven't |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...decided to throw in some stupid unobtanium mining mechanic. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't the crew go get the bloody fuel? Aren't they paid enough? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to own a carrier ever since I was a small boy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It is my dream and my destiny! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now you tell me that the running costs mean I'm bound to lose it! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That I have to pay Frontier every week! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every bloody week for a semi-mobile flea market!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That I can't even use until I shell out more money to get the modules I want. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Somewhere out there, I can hear Chris Roberts laughing! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now we know how Star Citizen fans feel. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Working ourselves into the ground to afford a white elephant |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Perhaps space legs will be better. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is terrible, just terrible |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A carrier that can't carry once you've parted with 5 billion |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a space billionaire... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That used to mean something. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I've got a carrier that can't carry, uses fuel I have to go get myself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and a crew who sit on their backsides all day and cost me millions every week |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone go get a copy of No Man's Sky |
