| 00:01 - 00:06 | So to explain your situation you say you were 'unsatisfied' |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | You began searching for ways to 'satisfy' those desires |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | So tell us what you did |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I placed an advert searching for black men... |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | - Well it was for 'BIG black men' |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Ok I have little penis and I try my best but... |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Even my balls are tiny, anyway whatever I tried was not working |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | I would pray to god every night for even a normal sized penis |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | (laughter) |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So you had lots of responses to your advert... |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | (laughter) |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | So many black guys turned up neighbours called the police |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So you were saying sexually things could have been better? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I just wanted to feel 'something' down there |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mmhm |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Well that's not gonna happen anymore... |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | After... |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | After sex with Lee Roy... |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | I had to call her an ambulance |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I was seriously scared of falling into her vagine... |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | (laughter) |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | It resembled the Bat-Cave, I mean I have never seen anything like it before |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | (laughter) |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The paramedics had to tape off her room |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Please don't... |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | How do you think it made me feel? |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Well it destroyed me |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to the audience |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | And take some questions for you..uhm.. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, you sir, what would you like to say |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Fire away... |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | My mouth was raped by a black man |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I only have one vocal cord in tact and I would never wish this on anyone |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | I am starting to wish this presenter... |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | ... might get to feel a bit of mouth rape |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | It felt like a traffic cone being forced down my throat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can you believe women advertise for this? |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | I could swallow a football whole without touching the sides |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Thankfully my throat is recovering |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Ok well that's all we have time for today... |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | SPECIAL TV ANNOUNCEMENT: Apologies if you were affected by this show |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | But the reality is that we are all affected |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | In some way by immigration... |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | So if you want to stop this from happening to your loved ones |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | JOIN UKIP... TODAY! |
