| 00:00 - 00:03 | Football is being suspended all over Europe, it seems. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No more matces will be played. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even the Berlin derby is cancelled. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't know when it's safe to play matches again, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as the coronavirus could keep spreading for months. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about England? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything is all right over there, I presume? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Fürher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have cancelled the Premier League. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The season has been declared null and void. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone but the Liverpool fans just get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said we had it this time.... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That nothing could stop us now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That City were nowhere near us, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and that not even Gerrard could slip now. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | For 30 years we have waited to win it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But every year there's something new. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | United, City, Arsenal, Chelsea... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...and even fucking Blackburn and Leicester have won it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Führer, we won the FIFA Club World Cup. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FIFA Club World Cup.... What the fuck is that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Führer, it's an official World Championship! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are fucking glorified friendlies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We even said that ourselves. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We're going to be stuck at 18 forever, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now United are rebuilding and will soon move further ahead of us, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while we are still waiting for "next year", |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | like we always do at the end of the season. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nine fucking managers we've had since last time we won it, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Klopp was the one to bring it home. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sir Alex Ferguson singlehandedly won the trophy 13 times. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What's wrong with this club? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't it ever be "our year"? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We must be cursed. Why is that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now that we finally have a decent goalie... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Van Dijk, the best defender in the world. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Salah, Mane and Firmino the best attacking partnership ever. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We paid a lot to bring in all these players. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We paid the VAR operators to hand it to us. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We even had Klopp's home made sports drink. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't take it so hard. It's just football. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we have been to cocky? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe... this is Karma hitting back at us? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is us.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything is lost... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What do you Gentlemen think we should do now? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What can we do? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next year is ours. |
