| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, she's finally landed in Germany |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She arrived here, in Munich |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then moved out to the Black Forest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She then followed the B500 to Karlsruhe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Before heading to our maginificent capital, Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | She'll have the dog, Pedro, with her |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll grab him there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pablo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pablo stayed home, he's not with her |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's with her dad |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody with a German Shepherd leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want that fucking dog! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Pedro needs to live with me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How many fucking times do I need to tell you? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | German Shepherd is just a name! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's not a fucking nationality! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dachshund is a a proper German dog! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pedro is a Badger Dog! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dachs Hund equals Badger Dog |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer his name is Pablo, not Pedro |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pablo, Pedro who fucking cares? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, have you seen Sophie upset? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think she's a match for me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All I want is a proper German Dog |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not a rag tag mutt with a dodgy rep |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who everyone thinks will bite them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want a dog that looks like a mini frankfurter |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A dog that likes a cuddle |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm building the 1000 year Reich here |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to expect a cuddle? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I'm stuck with a snarling beast that doesn't love me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you think she'd meet for a drink? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She's a wonderful woman, she might understand |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | She knows what it is to have a badger dog |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Does anybody have her mobile number |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Perhaps we could meet while she's here |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've heard that she likes a pint. Of Wine! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe she'll have a picture of Pedro |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | God know's it'll be better than you muppets have done! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those bints in the typing pool could do better than you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Of course we could but we have basset hounds |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We could go to that bierkeller in Munich |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They do a half decent pint in there, and wine |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In pints! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don't get me wrong |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At the end of the day, when all's said and done |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | D'you know what I mean? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's just not tidy |
