| 00:00 - 00:03 | Those fuckers only went and did it |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The absolute cunts |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hidden away and meeting in secret somewhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The threats we made have had no effect at all |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will have to go back to COA and appeal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This cannot be happening |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can't we pay them off that usually works? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That's what got us in the shit |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't pay everyone off any more |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are watching us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the finance department get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is not fucking fair |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they have found out? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Someone here has fucked up and needs shooting |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll sack the fucking lot |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll interrogate every fucking one |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Someone's mouth is bigger than their pay cheque |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll get the heavies in and put the fear of God into every one of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They will be sweating like paedos in a playground |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss you can't go around doing things like that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I've got billions I can do what the fuck I want |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss that's what got us into trouble |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you not like spending the cash? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck off to Newcastle |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We spent months making sure nobody would find out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We had no chance without the money |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We'd be playing at fucking Macclesfield |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yes lets go back to division 2 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Never be on Monday Night Football again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We can't go back to that again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This was our only chance to be relevant again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We gave Pep billions |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He still not won the fucking thing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | European trophies are everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We got 100 points |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This year we are going to win fuck all again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How much more cash does the bald bastard fucking need? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yes let's let Sancho go |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's not going to be any good is he? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now he's worth half a fucking Neymar |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we've still got Sterling |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've got the worst back up keepers in history |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nearly 50m for John Stones who's gone to shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Claudio Bravo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pep would bring Barcelona |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We were going to be the best in Europe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's had billions of pounds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll just buy Barcelona |
