Hitler fails a blower door test
199 views  • 2/14/2020
Hitler wants the tightest home on the block but didn't use AeroBarrier.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Step Code requires greater air tightness for net zero | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cities here and here have adopted the Step 3 | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Other areas are moving to Step 4 and 5 | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, our buildings are not tight enough to surpass the standards | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have been failing blower door test and it is costing us greatly | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is it big leakage at the floor header? | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or around the windows? | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ah Sir, | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | tell him | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sorry to inform you that it is many small leaks | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | most of which we are unable to find. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you responsible for not calling AeroBarrier, stay | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen?! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me that it would be easy... | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said a using foam would work... | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking idiots! | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A waste of fucking time and money. | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You tried an interior poly air-barrier... | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you tried taping the Tyvek... | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you tried self adhering membranes.... | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have been doing oragami with building wraps | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oragami is for children not construction sites | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we will try to flash and batt | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't you use acoustic sealant!?! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I love how that shit gets over everything.... | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | all over my hand... | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | .... and inside my truck | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you dumb-ass. | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | After one way method failed, you said using multiple methods would fix it | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just wait till everyone finds out we blew 1.3ACH50. We will be the laughing stock of the building community | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just want the tightest house. | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...and all of those blower door test... | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You said it would be less expensive.. | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only a fucktard spends three extra days applying tape to places that don't need it' | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wish that you started with AeroBarrier | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It is so easy, so easy.... | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but no, you had to do it your fucking way | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We would have succeeded by now if we had called them | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Half a day it would have taken them to get below 0.6ACH50 | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They quickly prepare the building | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | run the air and fluid line to the nozzles... | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | you didn't know...it's new technology.. | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ..such a simple automated process to seal the leaks... | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | create a fog of sealant and run a fan for a couple of hours | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | guaranteed results | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Are they available now? | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It will cost us a lot more to be rescued now that finishes are in, | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but at least we would have the tightest home on the block | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope they can fit us in | 
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