| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy is approaching |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are coming from the south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They took a fort on the way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | More of them have been seen by our scouts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and threaten to attack our Keep |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With the attack of KDS Prom |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All will be solved |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Soulreaver |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | KDS Prom... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | KDS Prom couldn't find enough troops |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His attack wasn't succesful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | In this room will stay Marklarr, Pamintandrei and Mazur |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU STUPID FUCKS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The attack from KDS Prom was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No one is listening to me, EVER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Vanguards have betrayed us! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The military division lied to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everybody lied to me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The whole of Caldera is a second rate |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | bunch of ball-less clowns! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Soulreaver, I cannot allow you... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cowards, traitors and incompetents |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Soulreaver |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will have to call up the Russians again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | to safe our Keep! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And everybody will call us a zerg |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can see the memes coming |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mocking me and my gimp assassin play |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spend years training this class! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't want to play anything else |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My new secret assassin build is superior |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll wipe Vanguard from the face of the earth |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hithar the spaghetti eater |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The slippery Fayde |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and Yumx that two-faced traitor! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I gave them everything |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Gear and training, without me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They wouldn't be a top guild |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'm curious how Vanguard will mature |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How strong will they be when the big guilds arrive |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | *sob* |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I will have to pay the Russians |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In chaos embers for their help |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I never farmed ever |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I rather shot myself than harvesting |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | One single piece of dust |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have spoken *nods* |
