00:00 - 00:03Despite an increased membership we're in trouble.
00:04 - 00:05It's no longer
00:05 - 00:07a friendly place to discuss watches.
00:08 - 00:12The Berlin GTG was a bloodbath - it's that goddamn Brexit thread
00:12 - 00:15the Bear Pit's toxicity has spread to every other sub-forum.
00:17 - 00:19But I told the Gammons,
00:19 - 00:21 keep it out of ordinary threads and no vendettas!
00:24 - 00:26Mein Furher,
00:27 - 00:28Gammons
00:31 - 00:33Gammons have ignored your orders and upset the snowflakes.
00:34 - 00:36They have no idea how to use the quote function.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone clear the room, except Number2, AndyG, TFB and Daddelverk
01:13 - 01:15That was an order!
01:15 - 01:17There are no "mods", it's MY forum, I give the orders.
01:18 - 01:23Why don't they listen? It's like trying to speak to that crazy Dutch ex-Pat!
01:25 - 01:28And there's those endless Rolex threads, it's shameful.
01:29 - 01:31What the hell is this, goddamn TRF?
01:31 - 01:34Oh you "want to buy a GMT in SS?"
01:34 - 01:37Well you can't! Nobody has any stock.
01:37 - 01:40No more Bremont threads, their military tie-ins are pathetic.
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, that's unfair Bremont make excellent watches for soldiers.
01:42 - 01:46It's those plane crashes, it's affected their minds.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Furher, their marketing is exceptional.
01:48 - 01:52That's your opinion. I think it's fake and those bloody threads
01:53 - 01:54sow discord all over the forum!
01:56 - 01:57It's reminds me years ago when Tai Mi Chu
01:57 - 02:00was here with her fake tits and her fake watches.
02:00 - 02:03The back-stabbing and back biting then was unbelievable!
02:04 - 02:08BUT it's worse now - over-dark photos, blue type in every post,
02:08 - 02:13endless tactical crap, floral shirts and used sandals in Sales Corner.
02:14 - 02:16I should have sold the forum when I had the chance!
02:17 - 02:21For years people have told me how to run this place. I should've had them all shot, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I'm a reasonable man, I've given people
02:30 - 02:34excellent watches at reasonable prices and it's cost me my health.
02:34 - 02:36I've finally conquered the market in Europe.
02:41 - 02:42But what do I get?
02:43 - 02:47Endless whinging and requests from morons who can't read a simple spec sheet.
02:48 - 02:53The fundraiser is dying on it's arse and those SC hoovers
02:54 - 02:56selling on eBay for a quick profit are scum.
02:56 - 02:59They have no honour and make a complete mockery of "the spirit of the forum"
03:00 - 03:02they should drown, slowly in pools of their own blood.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry he doesn't know you're on eBay.
03:14 - 03:16It's not much fun anymore.
03:19 - 03:23It's a pain in the arse so perhaps I should sell up and
03:25 - 03:26bugger arf.
03:31 - 03:33The war is over.
03:40 - 03:46But I hope you gentlemen decide to continue my work on the forum
03:46 - 03:49and accept no shit from the dummkopfs!
03:53 - 03:56I'm off for a curry, do what you like.