| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have booked an Uber Black for 3pm Thursday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will ride the carpool lane |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And can bypass the Maze traffic |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will take the first exit and go past the Salesforce tower |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then cross Market and left on California and seize the big Hill |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Arroyo promised my suite will be ready. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Schedule one more practice with Judd. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Judd just texted. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's out. Something about a centerpiece at a proposal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You need another partner. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't won the Left Coast leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you Fucking kidding me?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Centerpiece at a proposal! i don't even know what that means! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Has he turned into some sort of flower?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First I lose Zeke and now this?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How am I going to find a decent partner now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is the only tournament |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not relegated to the Century and I've come so close! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Judd is finally healthy and we had a real shot |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You will get plenty of matches in the Least Coast |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not playing In the Least Coast. My lobs don't work on Court A |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm told Sexy Teddy needs a partner |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Really, Sexy Teddy? Id rather go to the Russian front! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need someone fast. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm old and slow. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I need someone who can cover 80% of the court |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't run to the front anymore. you know that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Especially after partying all night with Lance and Ned! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll be lucky to even get out of bed Saturday. I'ts hell growing old |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I used to be able to hit 3 wall nicks in my sleep! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Find me someone now that can Drink habla all day long and still hit tight reverse corners |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Does John Lau know about this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He would make this right! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm a Jester for Gods sake. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about Busani? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All he cares about are those damn Juniors and their MILFs. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And his sidekick George, he barely knows the Doubles rules! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can still hit great lobs and reverses, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and even the occasional Philly! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I'm running out of time to win this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. There will still be free wine all weekend |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is John Yoo available? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's getting decent and I love all the torture stuff! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What's App him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should just withdraw |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're all gonna be so wasted all weekend anyway |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No one will even notice I'm not there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Check the snow forecast. |
