| 00:01 - 00:06 | So, you saw a big red monster |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Two really buff dudes |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | And a fucking penguin jumping across buildings |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Yes, sir |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | They had weapons coming from their backs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I-I'm sorry keep going |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | One of them shot fire |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | lol |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | The penguin could speak Russian |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | And the red monster could also talk |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | lol |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Oka- Okay.. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | You heard a penguin speak Rus- |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | lol |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I know what I saw |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | I smell bullshit |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I only interview sane people, okay? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | People who aren't coocoo |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I was there with him and I saw everything too |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | lol |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | They were close friends |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | lol |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | And they have divine friends too |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | The penguin has swords |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | And the red monster is their grandmother |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | lol |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | What's so funny about it? |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | lol |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I don't get the laughter |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | lol |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I know what I saw |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | There were some monsters roaming the city |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Okay, Okay |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | lol |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | I can't believe people fall for this shit |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | You're obviously a bitch for attention |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Coming to my show speaking your bullshit |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | ;0 |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | I believe him |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I recall seeing stuff like that too |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | They would move around stealth-fully |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | And they have one eye that's red |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | It's true |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I saw it with my own eyes |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | This guy wont listen to reason |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | This show sucks |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Fuck you |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | *clapping* |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Wait until this dumbass gets eaten |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | It's not that hard to believe |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | *hand shake* |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | This show sucks ass |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | Yes I know I saw a talking penguin |
