| 00:00 - 00:03 | The post-war international rules-based order |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is the greatest gift |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the greatest generation. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The NATO alliance serves to stabilize Europe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and keep the United States safe. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They're in arrears. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We are owed money and you haven't been collecting. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That's not-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That's not how NATO works at all. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's an alliance, not...whatever you think it is. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in the back: leave now and get me a whole lot of cold fast food. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We should be making money! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You would totally go bankrupt if you had to run your own business! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | South Korea should be paying us too, for that missile defense system! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I just found out we're keeping troops there. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should charge them rent! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We should make them pay for our soldiers. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We should make money off of everything! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the Iran deal is the worst deal in history! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well, actually, the Iran deal is... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to hear it, Tillerson! It's horrible! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. President, you're totally wrong. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And Afghanistan is a "loser war." |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're all losers. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't know how to win anymore. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We spent $7 trillion; they're ripping us off. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where is the f***ing oil? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't think the generals know how to win there. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want to win. We don't win wars anymore. Everybody else got the oil, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and we're not winning anymore. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wouldn't go to war with you people. You're a bunch of dopes and babies! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All these countries need to start paying us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for the troops we are sending to their countries. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to be making a profit. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We could turn a profit on this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's crazy and stupid to pay for bases in other countries for nothing. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to get our money back. NATO allies get away with murder. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They owe our country a lot of money |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They promised to pay dues and they haven't. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I want out of the Iran deal! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Be best, hashtag be best. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Iran's cheating on the deal. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I keep giving you time & you keep delaying me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I want out of it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're getting out of it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should also pull our troops from South Korea |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or bill the South Koreans for their protection. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I want my wall. |
