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Very Stable Genius
Trump thinks the US military is being led by "a bunch of dopes and babies."

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00:00 - 00:03The post-war international rules-based order
00:04 - 00:05is the greatest gift
00:05 - 00:07of the greatest generation.
00:08 - 00:12The NATO alliance serves to stabilize Europe
00:12 - 00:15and keep the United States safe.
00:17 - 00:19They're in arrears.
00:19 - 00:21We are owed money and you haven't been collecting.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28That's not--
00:31 - 00:33That's not how NATO works at all.
00:34 - 00:36It's an alliance, not...whatever you think it is.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone in the back: leave now and get me a whole lot of cold fast food.
01:13 - 01:15We should be making money!
01:15 - 01:17You would totally go bankrupt if you had to run your own business!
01:18 - 01:23South Korea should be paying us too, for that missile defense system!
01:25 - 01:28And I just found out we're keeping troops there.
01:29 - 01:31We should charge them rent!
01:31 - 01:34We should make them pay for our soldiers.
01:34 - 01:37We should make money off of everything!
01:37 - 01:40And the Iran deal is the worst deal in history!
01:40 - 01:42Well, actually, the Iran deal is...
01:42 - 01:46I don't want to hear it, Tillerson! It's horrible!
01:46 - 01:48Mr. President, you're totally wrong.
01:48 - 01:52And Afghanistan is a "loser war."
01:53 - 01:54You're all losers.
01:56 - 01:57You don't know how to win anymore.
01:57 - 02:00We spent $7 trillion; they're ripping us off.
02:00 - 02:03Where is the f***ing oil?
02:04 - 02:08I don't think the generals know how to win there.
02:08 - 02:13I want to win. We don't win wars anymore. Everybody else got the oil,
02:14 - 02:16and we're not winning anymore.
02:17 - 02:21I wouldn't go to war with you people. You're a bunch of dopes and babies!
02:27 - 02:29All these countries need to start paying us
02:30 - 02:34for the troops we are sending to their countries.
02:34 - 02:36We need to be making a profit.
02:41 - 02:42We could turn a profit on this.
02:43 - 02:47It's crazy and stupid to pay for bases in other countries for nothing.
02:48 - 02:53We need to get our money back. NATO allies get away with murder.
02:54 - 02:56They owe our country a lot of money
02:56 - 02:59They promised to pay dues and they haven't.
03:00 - 03:02And I want out of the Iran deal!
03:04 - 03:07Be best, hashtag be best.
03:14 - 03:16Iran's cheating on the deal.
03:19 - 03:23I keep giving you time & you keep delaying me.
03:25 - 03:26I want out of it.
03:31 - 03:33We're getting out of it.
03:40 - 03:46We should also pull our troops from South Korea
03:46 - 03:49or bill the South Koreans for their protection.
03:53 - 03:56And I want my wall.