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A Day in my humble life
Ben and his roomates discuss life, Daily fantasy sports, and the keys to being humble

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00:00 - 00:03I am no longer working at Applebees
00:04 - 00:05I will have rent for you soon
00:05 - 00:07when I get to my new job at COSTCO
00:08 - 00:12You need to concentrate on the task at hand
00:12 - 00:15which is working on your DK team for the week
00:17 - 00:19Can I play back ups?
00:19 - 00:21And random Vikings players past and present?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhr...
00:27 - 00:28You can not...
00:31 - 00:33You cant win with that horrible strategy
00:34 - 00:36You need to play good players
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who hasn't played Saquon and Gallman in the same lineup get out
01:13 - 01:15WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE?
01:15 - 01:17KIRK COUSINS GETS ME 12
01:18 - 01:23I EVEN PLAY PLAYERS AGAINST MY OWN DEFENSE FOR POINTS
01:25 - 01:28Njoku was inactive for that game
01:29 - 01:31HOW COULD I BE SO BAD AT THIS
01:31 - 01:34I AM GREAT AT EVERYTHING
01:34 - 01:37I DRIVE A NEW CAR. IT IS MY DAMN COVER PHOTO
01:37 - 01:40I DRINK FROM METAL WATER BOTTLES
01:40 - 01:42Sir you play Brandon Marshall every week
01:42 - 01:46I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I AM 5'7, BUILT, AND VERY ATHLETIC
01:46 - 01:48Sir...... Jenny Fahrad wasn't real
01:48 - 01:52I WISH SHE WAS. I'D STILL HAVE A KEURIG
01:53 - 01:54WHY DOES THIS ALL HAPPEN TO ME
01:56 - 01:57I AM A 6 HANDICAP IN LEAGUE GOLF
01:57 - 02:00I POST MY SCORES TO SOCIAL MEDIA SO YOU ALL KNOW
02:00 - 02:03I EVEN GIVE PEOPLE FREE ADVICE ON THE COURSE
02:04 - 02:08I EVEN HAVE A HOLE IN ONE
02:08 - 02:13THE OTHER ONE DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE OF A MULLIGAN
02:14 - 02:16MY MOM HAS GREAT TITS. I WAS BORN INTO GREATNESS
02:17 - 02:21I CAN BENCH PRESS 345LBS ON A HAPPENING SATURDAY NIGHT
02:27 - 02:29I wish Jamie was here.
02:30 - 02:34We could talk for hours about me and how smart I am
02:34 - 02:36 I just need a nebulizer and a steak
02:41 - 02:42It doesn't matter
02:43 - 02:47I HAVE OVER 12 YEARS OF COLLEGE. I CAN'T BE BEAT. I AM INEVITABLE
02:48 - 02:53THEY SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE AT 17
02:54 - 02:56but I lived
02:56 - 02:59I FAILED VOWAC AND STILL MANAGED TO POST A 4.0 TO FACEBOOK
03:00 - 03:02DID I MENTION I HAVE A NEW VEHICLE
03:04 - 03:07It's ok he will stop posting selfies soon
03:14 - 03:16I debated on how to let everyone know
03:19 - 03:23profile picture or cover photo
03:25 - 03:26Cover photo it was
03:31 - 03:33People really admired it
03:40 - 03:46I just need to use my Apple watch and go on Twitter and post some sports takes
03:46 - 03:49 Gophers National champions, Vikings Superbowl
03:53 - 03:56God I miss Jamie