| 00:00 - 00:03 | I am no longer working at Applebees |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I will have rent for you soon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | when I get to my new job at COSTCO |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You need to concentrate on the task at hand |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which is working on your DK team for the week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can I play back ups? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And random Vikings players past and present? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhr... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You can not... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You cant win with that horrible strategy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You need to play good players |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't played Saquon and Gallman in the same lineup get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | KIRK COUSINS GETS ME 12 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I EVEN PLAY PLAYERS AGAINST MY OWN DEFENSE FOR POINTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Njoku was inactive for that game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW COULD I BE SO BAD AT THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I AM GREAT AT EVERYTHING |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I DRIVE A NEW CAR. IT IS MY DAMN COVER PHOTO |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DRINK FROM METAL WATER BOTTLES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you play Brandon Marshall every week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I AM 5'7, BUILT, AND VERY ATHLETIC |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir...... Jenny Fahrad wasn't real |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WISH SHE WAS. I'D STILL HAVE A KEURIG |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHY DOES THIS ALL HAPPEN TO ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I AM A 6 HANDICAP IN LEAGUE GOLF |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I POST MY SCORES TO SOCIAL MEDIA SO YOU ALL KNOW |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I EVEN GIVE PEOPLE FREE ADVICE ON THE COURSE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I EVEN HAVE A HOLE IN ONE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE OTHER ONE DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE OF A MULLIGAN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MY MOM HAS GREAT TITS. I WAS BORN INTO GREATNESS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I CAN BENCH PRESS 345LBS ON A HAPPENING SATURDAY NIGHT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wish Jamie was here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We could talk for hours about me and how smart I am |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just need a nebulizer and a steak |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It doesn't matter |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAVE OVER 12 YEARS OF COLLEGE. I CAN'T BE BEAT. I AM INEVITABLE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEY SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE AT 17 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but I lived |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I FAILED VOWAC AND STILL MANAGED TO POST A 4.0 TO FACEBOOK |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DID I MENTION I HAVE A NEW VEHICLE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he will stop posting selfies soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I debated on how to let everyone know |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | profile picture or cover photo |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cover photo it was |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People really admired it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just need to use my Apple watch and go on Twitter and post some sports takes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Gophers National champions, Vikings Superbowl |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God I miss Jamie |
