| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its pub quiz time again folks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Bit of a problem though..... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...one at Woodies, the other here at Massimos |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Shall we send out the whatsapp to the usual suspects recommending Woodies? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But remember its not quite been the same since Garric left |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Garric has not left. I'm sure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he got that ABBA video question right last week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Garric..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Garric has fucked off to the Middle East |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are now pretty crap in the music rounds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Send out the whatsapp. Perkins, Bailey, Pyatt, stay at the bar |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How are we going to win the fucking quiz? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I want is to win the quiz prize for the doggies! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those flea bitten, 3 legged Darg doggies |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stu has plenty of space at home for more doggies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We must get that one back..... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...that shat on Woodies floor after we gave Hillary the prize money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need Garrics Jedi mind bending knowledge of music videos |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Otherwise we might as well play for Below the fucking Radar |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Below the Radar is not a real team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | First no Garric, now Stu is making up teams? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, maybe we ask Stu for the music answers? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He gives us loads anyway, especially |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | the science round! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I used to look forward to the final music round |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Head to head with those Invincibles knobbers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Two points behind, then smash them with five points in the music round |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But now we will spend 25 Rand a head only to see |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Invincibles beat us and piss the winnings up the wall on some kiddies nursery |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hillary will hate us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She will put off buying new TV's, just to spite us! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those poor little doggies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The vets bills will get so big |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even the Dormans won't be able to afford them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stu will |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | have to get even more ceative at whiskey stock taking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Cowell and Shoeman have fucked off |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Calvin always has some bloody tennis injury |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And as for the Noweigan battle ship expert? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck can we rely on? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Kevin and Tracy are pretty good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hear we have a Mark and Debbie now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Knowing my luck they will turn out to be a cockney and a jock |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I miss Garric |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But the Warts live on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Update the whatsapp, lets do Massimos |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least the prizes are better |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck the doggies |
