| 00:00 - 00:03 | OUR PLAN IS NOT WORKING |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | WE HAVE LOST THE FIRING RANGE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AND PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT NO WELLCHECK |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | AND CANCELLING THE 287-G WAS A MISTAKE |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | WRAL IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | WE ARE MOVING FORWARD |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SHERIFF. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I MUST SAY |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | SHERIFF, YOU ARE BEING SUED BY A DEPUTY YOU FIRED |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | IT WILL BE UGLY |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR THE LAST SHERIFF, LEAVE |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I RAN FOR SHERIFF AS A JOKE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I NEVER EXPECTED TO WIN! NOW WHAT DO I DO? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I FIRED EVERYONE THAT WAS A THREAT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SHHHH NO ONE KNOWS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I DO WHAT MY GROUPS WANT ME TO DO |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NO CHASE POLICIES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BREAKING UP THE SWAT TEAM |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SHERIFF, NOBODY WANTS TO WORK HERE ANYMORE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP! I WILL DEMOTE YOU TO JAIL CUSTODIAN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THERE IS NO ONE LEFT TO HELP YOU |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I AM IN CONTROL. I DO NOT LEAD BY FEAR AND INTIMIDATION |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HAVE A CHAUFFEUR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DO YOU HAVE A CHAUFFEUR? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO YOU DON'T |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU HAVE TO DRIVE YOURSELF! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I NEVER SHOULD HAVE RUN FOR OFFICE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT IS TRUMPS FAULT I WAS ELECTED |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM DOING |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I FIRED AND DEMOTED ALL THE SMART ONES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO THE COURTROOM |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 8 TO 5, NO NIGHTS OR WEEKENDS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE MEDIA NOT BREATHING DOWN MY NECK |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I HAVE 2 MORE YEARS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 2 MORE LONG YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHEN WILL THIS BE OVER? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND TO THINK THIS ALL STARTED |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BECAUSE I PROMOTED A HOMOPHOBE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YES, HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND, BUT I MESSED UP |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK, ANNA, HE DOES NOT KNOW....... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I AM GRUMPY. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I FEEL LIKE FIRING SOMEONE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | MAYBE ONE OF YOU |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I NEED A VACATION. PLEASE BOOK ONE FOR ME |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | SOMEPLACE WARM AND SUNNY |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | AND BUY ME SOME SUNGLASSES |
