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SATIRE
Unnamed inside joke satire about a fictional sheriff somewhere.

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00:00 - 00:03OUR PLAN IS NOT WORKING
00:04 - 00:05WE HAVE LOST THE FIRING RANGE
00:05 - 00:07AND PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT NO WELLCHECK
00:08 - 00:12AND CANCELLING THE 287-G WAS A MISTAKE
00:12 - 00:15WRAL IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE
00:17 - 00:19I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING
00:19 - 00:21WE ARE MOVING FORWARD
00:24 - 00:26SHERIFF.
00:27 - 00:28I MUST SAY
00:31 - 00:33SHERIFF, YOU ARE BEING SUED BY A DEPUTY YOU FIRED
00:34 - 00:36IT WILL BE UGLY
00:53 - 00:58EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR THE LAST SHERIFF, LEAVE
01:13 - 01:15HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
01:15 - 01:17I RAN FOR SHERIFF AS A JOKE
01:18 - 01:23I NEVER EXPECTED TO WIN! NOW WHAT DO I DO?
01:25 - 01:28I FIRED EVERYONE THAT WAS A THREAT
01:29 - 01:31SHHHH NO ONE KNOWS
01:31 - 01:34I DO WHAT MY GROUPS WANT ME TO DO
01:34 - 01:37NO CHASE POLICIES
01:37 - 01:40BREAKING UP THE SWAT TEAM
01:40 - 01:42SHERIFF, NOBODY WANTS TO WORK HERE ANYMORE
01:42 - 01:46SHUT UP! I WILL DEMOTE YOU TO JAIL CUSTODIAN
01:46 - 01:48THERE IS NO ONE LEFT TO HELP YOU
01:48 - 01:52I AM IN CONTROL. I DO NOT LEAD BY FEAR AND INTIMIDATION
01:53 - 01:54I HAVE A CHAUFFEUR
01:56 - 01:57DO YOU HAVE A CHAUFFEUR?
01:57 - 02:00NO YOU DON'T
02:00 - 02:03YOU HAVE TO DRIVE YOURSELF!
02:04 - 02:08I NEVER SHOULD HAVE RUN FOR OFFICE
02:08 - 02:13IT IS TRUMPS FAULT I WAS ELECTED
02:14 - 02:16I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM DOING
02:17 - 02:21AND I FIRED AND DEMOTED ALL THE SMART ONES
02:27 - 02:29I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO THE COURTROOM
02:30 - 02:348 TO 5, NO NIGHTS OR WEEKENDS
02:34 - 02:36THE MEDIA NOT BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
02:41 - 02:42I HAVE 2 MORE YEARS
02:43 - 02:472 MORE LONG YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT
02:48 - 02:53WHEN WILL THIS BE OVER?
02:54 - 02:56AND TO THINK THIS ALL STARTED
02:56 - 02:59BECAUSE I PROMOTED A HOMOPHOBE
03:00 - 03:02YES, HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND, BUT I MESSED UP
03:04 - 03:07ITS OK, ANNA, HE DOES NOT KNOW.......
03:14 - 03:16I AM GRUMPY.
03:19 - 03:23I FEEL LIKE FIRING SOMEONE
03:25 - 03:26IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
03:31 - 03:33MAYBE ONE OF YOU
03:40 - 03:46I NEED A VACATION. PLEASE BOOK ONE FOR ME
03:46 - 03:49SOMEPLACE WARM AND SUNNY
03:53 - 03:56AND BUY ME SOME SUNGLASSES