| 00:00 - 00:03 | The MV have decided on there route for there xmas party |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | start at the welsh fellas house as usual |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | after getting on the piss early |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then making there way round to the hodgets for some free scran |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then heading out on a pub crawl getting leathered and back to the oddies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ok what time are we meeting |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ill get my bike ready |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine fuher..!! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The welsh fella said to tell you your not invited |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | after what you said about him last time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone out unless you were at the Stanley when this was decided |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was my fuking Idea |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said lets have an xmas doo |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I said lets get tanked up ..!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was me who said lets go in fancy dress |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who do they think they are |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not inviting me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i knew i couldnt trust that taff and his wednesday night piss artists |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bunch of pissed up back stabbing bastards... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | they said you didn't buy a round last time you came out |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lying bastards ..it wasnt my fault they all went home early |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | they said you would only pay in the oddies where it was cheaper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit ! they were all pissed after 3 pints there was only me greeny and wadsworth left |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | brock never even showed up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and that fukin fly boy clarke |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he fuked off to get ready for choppys bastard quiz |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who the fuck goes to choppys quiz..?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now there having the fukin christmas doo without me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I offered to get the first one in |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But that streak of piss wadsworth beat me to it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How was i to know theyd only be having 1 in the stanley |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ive never seen such puffery |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought they were proper drinkers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i thought they were hard core |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So much for Rule 5 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | im sure ive seen them all in the manor on a friday afternoon pissed as arsholes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | even that killip was there doing his DJ mixing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i'll tell ya what they can do with there xmas party |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | buch of geriatric old bastards |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they all talk absolute shite anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its Ok we are invited to serve the food in the oddies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didnt want to go anyway |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | theyll all be pissed after 2 pints |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | talking about Cafes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the price of scones |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was only going cos that hyperchondriac morgan asked me to go and said there was a band on.. and |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the taff promised me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "I" could go as santa this year |
