| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mathias, your interview on the Insiders was a disaster |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You chased your own tale |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Round and round and round again |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nobody has ever been on the Insiders for so long and said so little |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can't even answer a single straight question |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You call me the Brussels Kraut |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And the Belgium Waffle King |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mathias, it's true |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You evade questions |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You repeat yourself non-stop |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody takes so long to say nothing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Scomo, Josh and Peter can stay. The rest can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bastards set me up to fail |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was a lawyer and you knew it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You made me finance minister when I knew nothing about finance |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have to cover up all your crazy indefensible policies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Because Scott won't turn up. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Nobody can defend trickle-down economics and you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let me be asked questions you don't even have the answer to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm not corrupt. I would never take Cash under the table |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I know her well. No man would be game |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She doesn't believe in parliamentary privilege like that |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm glad you were not dumb enough to try it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I object to being called a Brussels Kraut. They speak French |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No Krauts in Brussels |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You Easties think you're terrific |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Michaelia and I are only here because of the quota |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You need some Westie ministers - otherwise we will secede. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fran Kelly gave me a difficult time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She asked for my opinion but with all my answers off rote there's no room for personal opinions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She kept asking what was the deal with Jacqui Lambie |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I kept on telling her there was no deal |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A half nelson is not a deal |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's only a big deal for the person on the receiving end |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jacqui Jacqui she no foolie, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | she understood well and truly |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now do you understand why there was no deal? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You hypocrites are not going to make me a fall guy for your policies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When I said that lower wage growth |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is a deliberate feature of our economic architecture not to lose |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | jobs, I told the truth |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He makes Michaelia look honest and charitable |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And you crooks are telling everybody |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you are trying to raise wages. It's no wonder people think we have no policies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Helloworld flight- |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought it was on my credit card - |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | OK it wasn't - you can only know if something is missing if you are absent-minded |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My mind is not absent - just very slow |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Your choice is my waffling or Scott's porkies |
