| 00:00 - 00:03 | SO HIER KOLIN |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | THE IMPROVEMENTS IN THE LAST FEW YEARS ARE AS FOLLOWS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | SPECIAL NEEDS BUILDING |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | HAS BEEN BUILT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CULTERSAC (AKA CARPARK) HERE |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AQUATICS SHED BUILT BESIDE COLLERA CREEK |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | HARD COURTS PAINTED BLUE, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | OUTDOOR GYM, NEW CAR PARK BESIDE THE CREEK |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | HIER KOLIN |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THE LATEST BUILDING |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | IS LARGE, HAS 2 LEVELS |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | BUT THEY FORGOT THE DOWNSTAIRS ROOMS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I WANT THE ALLENS & GERBO TO STAY. THE REST WAIT OUTSIDE |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE BLOODY F*** |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO DESIGNED THIS STRUCTURE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MAYBE IT WAS JIM BAILEY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THAT GLOBAL WARMING SCIENCE MOB |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | OOOH ITS GUNNA FLOOD GUNNA FLOOD |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUILT IT ONE LEVEL UP SO IT DOES NOT FLOOD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BLOODY CHICKEN LITTLES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT SIR THE MATHS DEPARTMENT WILL GET FIT |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ONLY SOME WILL. THE FAT ONE IS STILL IN MA2 ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THE KIDS CAN ENJOY THE UNDERCOVER AREA |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FAKE GRASS WAS ABOUT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SO THERE WOULD BE NO WATERING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEN THEY INSTALL FIRE HYDRANTS. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHY? IT WASN'T SO THE SATURDAY DOG TRAINING CREW |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HAVE GOT SOMETHING TO PISS ON |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE ARE SURROUNDED BY WATER PROBLEMS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FIRST THE JAPANESE GARDEN LOST THEIR WATER PIPE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEN BRIAN COULD NOT WATER THE GRASS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BRIAN BOUGHT A HOSE AND COULD NOT USE IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | BECAUSE IT WAS NOT HIS GRASS TO WATER |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT WAS MCNIBS GRASS TO WATER |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I AM SURROUNDED BY WATER PROBLEMS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DAY 1 OF THE NEW BUILDING |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...THEY HIT WATER AND I FEEL LIKE IT WAS SEWERAGE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THIS DEBARKLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHO LABELLED THIS BUILDING? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OF ALL THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY CHOSE THE ONE A GERMAN CANNOT SAY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK DEB. i THOUGHT V BLOCK VAS GOOD |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WHERE ARE THOSE TRANSFER REQUESTS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | AT LEAST OUT WEST I WILL BE DRY |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | NO MORE WATER PROBLEMS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | DON'T TELL ME TRANSFERS ARE CLOSED? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | IF I AM STUCK HERE I WILL GO AND LIVE WITH FRANK |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | IN COMMUNICATIONS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | WHERE NO ONE CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME |
