| 00:00 - 00:03 | Invite everyone on the friends list |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Spam them with invites |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Don't solo queue in pubs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is code leaf level threat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Disruptors, Pathfinder Hitboxes, Season 0 Wingman |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This looks like some sort of.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | SBMM Wizardry |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid to... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid to say it, but they've done it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | SBMM is in the algorithm since they removed doubles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a skeeve, clout chaser, or 3 stack.... leave the lobby |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THE DEVS DO THIS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY GOT RID OF SOLOS AND DUOS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY HAVE A RANKED PLAYLIST? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They cater to the casual player that is hot garbage for what? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | More Apex Packs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The experience ruined of thousands that play their game everyday |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sweaty 3 stacks while I get 2 level 30s |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | One named "KillerClown3" and the other "Bond007" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they have 3K badge and 11 Kills as Kill Leader |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I eat those numbers for breakfast |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe they are smurfs, maybe the algorithm made an error |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The algorithm doesn't make sense no matter what it is a BR! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is already so much RNG! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they can make it more balanced? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fix the stuff that the game really needs changed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Like the PK with a choke and nerf Gibby's arm shield |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Loot distribution is horrendous, footsteps are as silent as the devs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Aimbotters everywhere, and DC kings in Ranked, and now THIS? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't get me started with the Charge Rifle |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile, Skeeves are at an all time high |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clout chasing and stream sniping for a drop |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have passion for Apex |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just talk to us about anything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Back to SBMM.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I HAVE BEEN WARMING UP IN PRED GAMES FOR PUBS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THINK OF THE TTVs and YouTubers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not able to run anything besides R99's and PKs to survive |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not to mention trying to use a legend with no escape |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok skeeve, you can still use Caustic |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Here I am...contemplating playing today |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A game I love so dearly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All because of SBMM |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more solo queuing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can become a skeeve, the very thing I hate so much. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then maybe, I can have a good time in Public matches. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope the devs hear me |
