| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Dr. Carter is on his way here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He should arrive any day now.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We believe he will be in Berlin Tuesday. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our friends at TCC have informed us, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he is flying coach and will not be pleased when he arrives. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He must have found a |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | cheap ass flight on Expedia.com |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, you are correct. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was a one day special. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We believe he only paid 678 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It included his flight and 4 nights at your lake house, sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | He only paid 678, for the whole damn trip? If you don't know this-this Dr. Carter, step out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He did this before a winter storm hit North America? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The fucking ducks will be flying south by the thousands. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have forecasted this for weeks and he still flew here? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this fool. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His friends will probably kill limits all week! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Greenheads, Gadwalls, Teal, and Canadas. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And probably a band or two, or |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a transmitter like Tony Underwear. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Tony's duck was very rare. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut it, there is more than one transmitter duck out there. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I know, but the chances of that are very unlikely. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The temp is dropping 40 degrees, you idiot. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All of the birds will be south of Tony. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You can't kill Mallards in Berlin. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need him to change his mind. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There is nothing for him here. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If he comes here he will kill nothing. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If he stays home he will kill his limit all week. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and drink top shelf bourbon with his homies. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All we have to offer him here, is cheap ass whisky. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He doesn't need to get on that plane. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is absurd, he needs to call me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will change his mind. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get me his number. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will call him. I can see the Mallards now.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | back peddling 10 yards in his face. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He would be able to see a band blinging |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | before he even pulled the damn trigger! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The f-ing sun will be shining, what is he thinking? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It will be cloudy there on Friday. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cold fonts and clear skies. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just, don't understand his decision. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Leaving that? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick, is Bourbon. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If he has another bottle of Willet, I believe I can change his mind. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get me a phone. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to try. |
