| 00:00 - 00:03 | so this is where we are going to capture the Unicorns |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Rainbow Dash is here by river |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | she is going to try and run away |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | she is probably going to have backup |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we are going to be in a tuff battle |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | shouldnt be that bad right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have a lot of people |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | umm they have princess luna |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | she is real powerful |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they can fly and have powers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it is going to be difficult |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everybody get out. you three monkeys stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this is fucken ridiculous |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they are just cute fucken ponys |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how can they beat us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | shh shut up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its ok i have candy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we are going to get a dam pony |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | im going to ride it and be happy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you are not going to ride it got it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | i want to ride it too okay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | no no you are not i am |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you can not do this i love twiligh sparkle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | god dammit i said nooo! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i want her all for myself |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i am going to ride her to the moon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and meet the aliens up there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and samantha wants to meet her too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | she has seen them since she was a kid |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | everybody day she would |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you got too understand dammit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i will get twilight sparkle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | samantha will meet her |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | she will play with her and enjoy it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or else ill make dog food out of her |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i dont care if they hide |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we are going to find them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we have guns who cares if they fly |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we will shoot them down |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | you think i will miss. I will not |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ill shoot her in the wing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok she can still fly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am getting hungry get me a burger |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | some fries and a coke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | samantha wants candy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know she is loosing her teeth |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | she wont listen i told her candy is bad |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | she is going to have no teeth now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we will get her dentures |
