00:00 - 00:03Mr Chansiri
00:04 - 00:05Weve just received word
00:05 - 00:07The EFL are looking into our sale of the ground
00:08 - 00:12If they find discrepancies there is talk of banning you from football
00:12 - 00:15This could mean you cannot enter Hillsborough
00:17 - 00:19Thats not a problem
00:19 - 00:21the company we used to buy the ground was all above board
00:24 - 00:26Mr Chansiri
00:27 - 00:28we think we made a mistake
00:31 - 00:33the company wasnt formed until after the sale and
00:34 - 00:36The land registry docs show it went through the year after.
00:53 - 00:58Those that didnt buy into club 1867 , please leave. There are D Taxis waiting outside for you
01:13 - 01:15Imbeciles. How the hell has this happened.
01:15 - 01:17I brought experts in to sort this out.
01:18 - 01:23It's that Gibson bloke up the road whos started this. With his fair play Blah blah blah
01:25 - 01:28Derby are getting away with it so why are they picking on us
01:29 - 01:31Don't worry , we'll still get promoted
01:31 - 01:34Cakeball, flooding , ticket prices, Jordon Rhodes neshing the pen
01:34 - 01:37Bouncing day, the dulux five,
01:37 - 01:40And then to top it all United got promoted in their second season.
01:40 - 01:42Lets hope Wilder goes to Everton, Sire.
01:42 - 01:46I dont give a shit about Wilder , We have Bruce the best in the business.
01:46 - 01:48Sire, Bruce left us . We now have Gary Monk
01:48 - 01:52Gary Monk, who the fuck is he. Ive only heard of his agent
01:53 - 01:54Massive
01:56 - 01:57I was told SWFC was massive when I bought them
01:57 - 02:0040,000 crowds. Premiership football. Cup wins
02:00 - 02:03Mark the pitsmoor pigs Grandad told me so.
02:04 - 02:08Yet, all we can manage is an half empty stadium.
02:08 - 02:13How does that look like in the books, no wonder we have to inflate the figures.
02:14 - 02:16Thats why we invented BK Latex
02:17 - 02:21All the while we havent averaged 30,000 in years
02:27 - 02:29Im broken, Im going to have sell up
02:30 - 02:34£120million should be a fair figure
02:34 - 02:36Hillsborough sold for £60million to justify that
02:41 - 02:42£60million?????
02:43 - 02:47Who came up with that figure, have you seen the state of it?
02:48 - 02:53I had to cover up half of it with tarpaulin and even that made it look worse with Rimmington
02:54 - 02:56Its not even in Sheffield
02:56 - 02:59If I knew it was in South Barnsley I would have just bought North Barnsley
03:00 - 03:02At least their fans are grounded
03:04 - 03:07Just keep taking your Deludamol
03:14 - 03:16Theres got be a way out of this
03:19 - 03:23Increase ticket prices? The Premiership return five year season ticket deal ends soon
03:25 - 03:26Ive got an idea
03:31 - 03:33Club 1867 Premier return 20 year season ticket
03:40 - 03:4621 point deduction could mean relegation. Mind the gap we said for 6 years
03:46 - 03:49Theres no point anymore, Im going to Bramall Lane
03:53 - 03:56Thats if i can get a ticket