| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Chansiri |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Weve just received word |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The EFL are looking into our sale of the ground |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If they find discrepancies there is talk of banning you from football |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This could mean you cannot enter Hillsborough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats not a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the company we used to buy the ground was all above board |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Chansiri |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we think we made a mistake |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the company wasnt formed until after the sale and |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The land registry docs show it went through the year after. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those that didnt buy into club 1867 , please leave. There are D Taxis waiting outside for you |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Imbeciles. How the hell has this happened. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I brought experts in to sort this out. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's that Gibson bloke up the road whos started this. With his fair play Blah blah blah |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Derby are getting away with it so why are they picking on us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry , we'll still get promoted |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cakeball, flooding , ticket prices, Jordon Rhodes neshing the pen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bouncing day, the dulux five, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then to top it all United got promoted in their second season. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lets hope Wilder goes to Everton, Sire. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a shit about Wilder , We have Bruce the best in the business. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sire, Bruce left us . We now have Gary Monk |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gary Monk, who the fuck is he. Ive only heard of his agent |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Massive |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was told SWFC was massive when I bought them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 40,000 crowds. Premiership football. Cup wins |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mark the pitsmoor pigs Grandad told me so. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yet, all we can manage is an half empty stadium. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How does that look like in the books, no wonder we have to inflate the figures. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thats why we invented BK Latex |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All the while we havent averaged 30,000 in years |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im broken, Im going to have sell up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | £120million should be a fair figure |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hillsborough sold for £60million to justify that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | £60million????? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who came up with that figure, have you seen the state of it? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had to cover up half of it with tarpaulin and even that made it look worse with Rimmington |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its not even in Sheffield |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I knew it was in South Barnsley I would have just bought North Barnsley |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least their fans are grounded |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just keep taking your Deludamol |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Theres got be a way out of this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Increase ticket prices? The Premiership return five year season ticket deal ends soon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ive got an idea |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Club 1867 Premier return 20 year season ticket |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 21 point deduction could mean relegation. Mind the gap we said for 6 years |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Theres no point anymore, Im going to Bramall Lane |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thats if i can get a ticket |
