| 00:00 - 00:05 | We were out farming ghost ships in F8. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | couldn't find shit. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | D&T was being toxic my twitch chat |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So i gave them all an 8 hour timeout |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Next thing i know, Lawl showed up in the tile |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He said he wanted to 1v1 me! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Im serious |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He brought a brig and said he wanted a fair fight. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | listen |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I told him if he wins he can be unbanned, and if i win hes perma banned. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I scoped his ship it was fully mythical |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | his planks had more HP than mine. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I hit him with one volley |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He started running |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He turned around |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I ripped 2 mythical planks |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | next thing you know |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I have 250 viewers |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | everyones meming him in chat |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I had to keep raising my sails so he would stop running |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | he would turn around |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and just run again |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I started to get bored |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So i told him, Lawl Stop running |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | or im going to leave |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He turned around again |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I rip 3 more planks |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and a cannon |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | not to mention a smithy |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and his food bag |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | he comes |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he comes back |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | he comes back again |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and rip all his replacement planks off |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | by this time hillbillywilly spawned on my boat |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | to help repair? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah, 1 fucking ceiling tile |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | he hadnt even gotten |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | 1 plank below half HP |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So my chat started to complain |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | were they getting bored? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | yeah we all were bored as fuck |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | justr watching him run for an hour |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | took us across 2 tiles |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | he lost 10 planks |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and still thinks he won somehow |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | he still tries to call me a quitter in Global chat |
