| 00:00 - 00:03 | Despite our best efforts, after only managing 94 yards |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | last year, this year we were |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | still dominated on both sides of the football by Michigan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as both lines were destroyed in a 44-10 humiliation. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The enemy has thoroughly taken control of the rivalry. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry. Once our next |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | recruiting class arrives, order will be restored. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer Dantonio... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Recruiting... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Recruiting is in the tank. We are ranked at the |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | bottom of the Big Ten. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men stay here: Bollman, Staten, Warner, and Beekman. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | PRIDE GOES BEFORE THE FALL!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I TOLD THEM, PRIDE GOES BEFORE THE FALL!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are you to defy the program with God's favor?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is that what it's come to?! I have been lied to by all |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the recruiting sites! All of them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | have lied to me, even SpartanMag! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Spartan Dawgs are nothing but wicked, faithless cowards! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mein Fuhrer, I cannot permit you to insult the people |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | who have protected you for so many years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOTHING BUT COWARDS, TRAITORS, AND FAILURES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they buried Rather Hall for you! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are the SCUM of the Spartan Nation! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They need to check themselves! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they're better than |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | regular Spartans because they learned how to eat with a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | knife and fork! For years they have obstructed my goals for |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the MSU program, and our recruiting of the very best criminals, thugs, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and sexual assaulters! Instead they have put every conceivable OBSTACLE in my way and allowed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Michigan to recover! What I should have done from the start |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | is blame everything on the players, LIKE IZZO WOULD DO! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to school at Michigan State |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and yet, alone, by myself, I have managed to conquer all of Michigan! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I did that myself! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FROM THE VERY BEGINNING I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED AND DECEIVED! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous betrayal of the Spartan Nation! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of these traitors will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IT WILL NEVER BE OVER! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AS LONG AS I AM THE COACH HERE IT WILL NEVER BE OVER! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Please, Graham, try to control yourself. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My recruiting has fallen on deaf ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to coach with such shitty players. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Michigan...has won. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you, Beekman, believe that I will leave East Lansing, you are very much mistaken. I would rather |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | put a bullet through my own head. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | People are counting on me. |
