| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right lads Ive planned the route to the church |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are going to take a detour |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Into the Hoot first |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Couple of scoops in there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then onto the Lych for one |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That all sounds great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And youre sure Amy hasnt got wind of this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Im afraid, Amy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Amy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sam left his phone lying around last night and Hannah saw |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She has leaked our plans to Amy.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following can leave: Andy, Mark, little Sam and Dave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ONE FUCKING JOB |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ALL I WANTED WAS A FEW PINTS BEFORE MY OWN FUCKING WEDDING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you, Greg, bet youve opened your big gob and all |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Spilled our plans to Beth |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOURE ALL AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AMY IS GOING TO GO UP THE FUCKING WALL |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could have a sneaky one at Sams before we leave! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK OFF GREG ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Amy will never know! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK OFF GREG OR ILL THROW MY PEN AT YOU LIKE BETH DID |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AMY WILL KNOW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Beth and Hannah |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | will be onto us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB SAM |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TO KEEP OUR SNEAKY SESSION A SECRET |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL I WANTED WAS A FEW PINTS OF OLD ROSIE WITH THE LADS BEFORE MY WEDDING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOW IM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WITH THAT FUCKING PREIST STONE COLD SOBER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For fucks sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Come on lads wheres the fucking respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its MY fucking wedding day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Thats it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because of you bunch of useless bastards |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The wedding is off! Amy is fucking onto us. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ill be surprised if she even turns up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | after this absolute fucking shit storm |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What the fuck are we going to do |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its alright Hannah, Scott will forgive you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jesus Christ |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wedding? Shes going to bloody divorce me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Before its even started |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im ashamed of the lot of you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone better pass me the vodka and make it quick |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the fucking tequila too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off the lot of you |
