| 00:00 - 00:03 | in conformity with your wish to emulate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our progressive allies in Europe |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you'll see our healthcare proposal aligns |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with Austria, Denmark, Germany, Finland |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Luxembourg and Sweden |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and you forgot to mention our |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | wealth tax proposal aligns with them as well |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | those |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All those countries repealed their wealth tax |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they use a VAT now instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lemmen, Braum, Kaizer, Jorge, Krepps, everyone else leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | that's why I asked you if you were sure! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 6 months ago before I published the damn proposal! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you told me there was no doubt! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "yes, yes all the European countries have one" you said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | remember when you told me that? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | my entire life was a preparation for this campaign |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | meticulously curating a spotless political record |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and I somehow end up with this idiot advising me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, just keep saying it's more progressive |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Think! Think idiot! How stupid do you think people are? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer. some studies show up to 86% favorability |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're not the one who has to defend it on primetime TV! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | against Andrew Yang! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he's proposing a VAT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and every day a new economist comes out of the woodwork |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | explaining how great a VAT is and how trash wealth taxes are |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and now I'm stuck with this garbage tax plan |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because I made the mistake of ever listening to my useless, braindead advisors |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lord save me from their incompetence |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm this close to sending you all to the Gulag with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | how do I fend off Andrew Yang now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a giant walking target |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a balloon waiting to be popped |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it's back to identity politics |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | there goes any chance of running a campaign on ideas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | tell the speech writer to start doubling Trump mentions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and triple the amount of paid attendees |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for the upcoming rallies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | there's going to be a lot of astroturf before February! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we can still join the Yang Gang |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | make sure our friends in the DNC and media |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | get him omitted on graphics for the next month |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's getting dangerous |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they said they need to cut back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | they're losing a lot of credibiility as people continue to catch on |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but we don't have much of a choice now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we need every advantage we can get |
