| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are going to set up a lemonade stand here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and hold a garage sale and bake sale near Tulsa |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | if the weather is nice |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Will that be enough? We are over $25,000 in debt already |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have fired most of the paid staff and that should raise enough to pay the monthly porn bill |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, I am a millionaire, $25,000 is nothing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can just print some money like Democrats do to buy paint |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman McLain..... the paint stores... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the paint stores won't sell us paint |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | until you pay your past due bills, all nine stores |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | refuse to sell to us, they say your credit is bad |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want the following staff to remain in the room, Moto, Krems, MacGauh, Bob Jack, and Ronda |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am the Chairman, God's chosen one |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I won with 70% of the vote at the convention after |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I lied about Pinnell supporting me and slandering the other candidates |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now even Holly Gerard has abandoned me, they say she |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | turned the frogs gay, the frogs that rejected me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They said my breath stank and that I wasn't sexy or green |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now they come out as gay! I'll not have another chance |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and I must suffer the shame of rejection and longing for their touch |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chairman McLain, we are also broke, we can't pay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Broke! I command you to raise some money Moto! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chairman McLain, they refuse to pour money into a debt hole |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll pour something into your holes, how about some boiled frogs! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am the Chairman, the Chosen One |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I resigned last Thursday but Carolyn McLarty |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | forced me to retract my resignation, said it was God's will |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Stay sixty days longer she said...and money will fall from heaven |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the humiliation of the frogs rejecting me, and the Godless Catholics |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Baptists and conservative Republicans humiliated me over money, filthy money! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And my heart aches for the frogs and you tell me Holly Gerard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | has turned them all gay. Now I will never have another chance. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And we are broke you say, $25,000 in the hole |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My online Big Mamma's porn subscription has expired |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They had the best frog porn on the internet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You losers have let down your Chairman! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can not even pay the electric bill this month and my E.D. is costing me $3,000 a month! Oh how I suffer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the damned frogs are now gay |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will live in loneliness and sexual frustration |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Your Chairman, God's Chosen One, rejected by frogs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and now Holly Gerard has turned the frogs gay! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Holly, it wasn't your fault. They were closeted frogs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe if I came out of the closet as gay? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've always enjoyed dressing up like mama you know, oh how my heart would race wearing... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | panties and stockings |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with the red lipstick and blue eye shadow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think the frogs were gay when I hit on them? Would they find me sexy and pleasant smelling now that they are gay? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or have I blown it forever with them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Can we get another credit card with another bank? |
